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#908 (12/352) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
#906 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)
#904 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
#903 (134/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant
#902 (107/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e  m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
#901 (5/435) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses
#900 (14/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one?
<D1> WHY WHY WHY
* |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)
<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways
#899 (0/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.
#898 (122/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
#897 (194/426) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
#894 (162/384) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...
#893 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed
#892 (91/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth>    ________________________
<BlackDeth>   /                       )··,,
<BlackDeth>  /  \___________________/     ``,,
<BlackDeth> (    ) )                            ikkenai
<BlackDeth>  `·-^-?
<hypr> damnit
<hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
<hypr> lamers
#890 (-4/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn
#889 (11/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
#888 (156/327) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life
#887 (0/373) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry
#886 (86/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out..
#885 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
#881 (248/462) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?
#879 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring
#878 (254/474) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings
#877 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.
#876 (211/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
#875 (117/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
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