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#874 (189/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
#872 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
#871 (59/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks
#870 (218/429) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.
#869 (-2/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
#868 (77/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here
#865 (0/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-
#864 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual
#863 (93/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar
#861 (114/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
#859 (215/423) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** blazemore (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen
<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy
#858 (-5/3416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
#857 (-2/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx
#856 (85/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#855 (90/360) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
#854 (0/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
#853 (33/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
#852 (118/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick
<doraemon`> she rules
#851 (184/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
#849 (-1/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot
#848 (0/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
#845 (2/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench
#844 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fishead> puppies are great... but sheep are just like the real thing.
#843 (121/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)
#841 (-2/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is
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