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#3332 (-3/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather |
#3327 (69/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay |
#3326 (130/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk |
#3324 (48/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers" |
#3321 (125/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER COUNTER. |
#3320 (277/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women |
#3319 (3/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city
<Blaz_> heather locklear
<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something
<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her |
#3318 (26/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure. |
#3317 (9/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|ScOOp|) I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? |
#3316 (80/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html
<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^
<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers
<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB." |
#3315 (168/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FallLine> heh wtf
<FallLine> some people are stupid
<FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software...
<FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log
<FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out
<FallLine> scans it in
<FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document
<FallLine> and only the first 100 lines
<FallLine> hehe |
#3308 (143/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :)
<DAL9000> To remove your ban, please submit the request for ban removal form(FRM-4391B-R5) with all neccessary materials, including passport photograph and notorized statement of intent to abide by rules, and your ban will be reviewed for removal within 4 to 8 business days. In the meantime all inquiries may be directed to www.google.com. |
#3306 (111/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s?
<thc\ip> cant tell u
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\ |
#3305 (-2/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex |
#3304 (132/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels! |
#3302 (3/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :|
<nitrifik_> I need to get off IRC. |
#3301 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<acetonic> are you a total dipshit?
<O-Dogg> fuck you
<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"
<O-Dogg> fuck you |
#3300 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head?
<StoneDog> Didn't bug me. |
#3299 (7/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Walls> me and another guy may be going out |
#3297 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :) |
#3295 (99/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.
(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month |
#3293 (161/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"... |
#3292 (33/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux" |
#3290 (71/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me
(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/ |
#3286 (101/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed |
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