<@GaidinBDJ> Wanna feel old? Just think, if they remade Back to the Future now, they would be travelling back to 1980.
<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building houses on the Death Star, because I imagine Darth Vader cutting the grass on the surface of the huge laser's dish.
<Emperor_Nick> A little picket fence, some roses...
<Emperor_Nick> You could really spruce the place up.
<Emperor_Nick> Turn that Death Star into a Dream Star.
<Emperor_Nick> Him and Emperor Palpatine in a civil union, adopting a wookie orphan.
<Emperor_Nick> The Jedi protesting their corruption of the sacred union between a man, a woman and The Force...
* Emperor_Nick has disturbed daydreams
<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS
<Biff> i'm still waiting for a response, a tracking number, ANYthing...
<Biff> and this seller has like, a 99.99% positive rating, with like, 60,000+ ratings
<Biff> i'm gonna turn that shit into 99.98
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: supb. asl?
Stranger: 28/m/haiti
You: so what's shakin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<slashproc> Oh, I was thinking AOL 9.1
<slashproc> ever run into anyone actually using it?
<argosy> Yes. Then I backed up and ran over them again.
GoKillPeople: Why is it called bad gas when it feels so good to fart?
PartyGirl1450981: some days I cannot fathom why I tolerate you
<shinaku> My prediction is that in another ten years we will look back on this decade with 2020 hindsight.
< samble> gah
< samble> documenting code is hard
< samble> i keep ending sentences with semicolons
< jbroome> #i don't really have that problem
<RangerRick> OK, really people. The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore. I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing. You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL
<abrn> lol I just opened this letter and its a subpoena for treason
<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good idea
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<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT?
<Tenoch_> eek an underscore
-!- Tenoch_ is now known as Tenoch
-!- subrime is now known as _
<_> Im free!
<DrSunglass> So, my family just upgraded to HDTV satellite TV.
<DrSunglass> The thing I notice most is that the fine print in commercials is now clearly legible.
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred
SoccerGirl114: Today, I was having sex with this guy at a party when out of no where he yells at the top of his lungs, "mortal kombat!".
SoccerGirl114: His friends yelled back, "finish her!"
<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is possibly the most awesome moment of my life.
<JON> my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D
<KAT> I asked it: How should I lose weight?
<JON> Oh?
<KAT> And it responded with "With a chainsaw."
<DaynaGirl> I had an app once... it adjusted your volume to full in all regards... then screamed out into the darkness "Hey!!! Look at me!!! I'm watching PORN over here!!!"
<DaynaGirl> then it kindly returned everything back to normal settings.
<reiser> hahaha DaynaGirl
<zarko> DaynaGirl: i believe i saw such a web site
<zarko> it opened dozens of windows, filled with gay porn, and played that msg repetitively
<zarko> well, it said "GAY porn"
<DaynaGirl> I thought it was so funny... I renamed it "DaynaNude.Exe" and kept a copy on the desktop.
<DaynaGirl> one night at about 2am... I'm awoken to the app playing...
<DaynaGirl> I rush out to my puter to find my mother turning forty shades of purple...
<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do?
<optilude> esteele: crash if 'title' is not in kw?
<esteele> Well, it crashes when it is too. Unless title shouldn't be a string.
<esteele> Ah, I think it should be kw.setdefault('title','')
<davisagli> esteele: right
<esteele> Which shows how many times that method has ever been called.
<davisagli> heh. what method?
<esteele> Products.PlonePAS.plugins.group.GroupManager.updateGroup
<esteele> From 02/24/05
<esteele> Wow.
<esteele> This is what archaeology feels like, I'll bet.
Phoon: Well, I got my GRE tentative scores back
Phoon: Verbal: 710.
Phoon: Quantitative: 800.
Ros: How'd you do on the bikini part?
Phoon: Ros: Better than expected. Only two of the judges vomited.
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops
<Pryoidain> Speaking of Legend of Zelda, I have a good story from last semester.
<Gimpy> Oh?
<Pryoidain> So I bought one of those Ocarina's from thinkgeek this passing summer. It comes with playing instructions and a bunch of other stuff.
<Pryoidain> Including instructions on how to play songs from zelda.
<Pryoidain> well, I woke up one morning and realized I had a midterm exam in a class I hadn't been to in like three weeks. I figure "I'm gonna fail anyways, so I might as well get a good laugh out of it."
<Pryoidain> So I go in, and the prof picks up the exams and asks if there are any last minute questions before the midterm.
<Pryoidain> and I stand up in class and go "MIDTERM?! NO, THIS CANNOT BE!" and pulled out the ocarina and played the song of time on it.
<Pryoidain> The prof actually had to set the papers down he was laughing so hard. he then gave me a 72 hour extension before I had to take it again.
<Pryoidain> Someone else in class asked for an extension, and the prof proceded to chew them out for asking for more time.
<Gimpy> Oh god, the only thing that could make that any better is if someone yelled "DAWN OF DAY ONE. 72 HOURS REMAIN"
<Pryoidain> Well someone did ask if that was real time or game time. Luckily for me, he said real time...
<Sebas> So today's dinner is leftovers.
<Sebas> Problem is, being the greedy fucks we are, we ate all the food yesterday.
<Sebas> I'm not entirely sure how my mum plans to make dinner out of nothing.
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard