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#7901 (2/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"' |
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<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye! |
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<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
<paniq> i dont have to
<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
<jco> an immortal key fob |
#7893 (111/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries |
#7892 (5/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail |
#7891 (12/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does |
#7890 (14/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :) |
#7889 (103/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :) Thanks fodder |
#7888 (10/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/ |
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<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon |
#7886 (15/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............ |
#7885 (275/478) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you |
#7884 (32/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days |
#7883 (193/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err |
#7881 (18/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...." |
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<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive. |
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<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again" |
#7875 (169/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn. |
#7873 (58/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltu n g (gawd, I HATE windows) |
#7871 (75/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D |
#7870 (15/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees |
#7868 (12/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> i want rock house by paula abdul :/
<Spoof> i want head by robbie williams |
#7866 (126/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =] |
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<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!" |
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<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry? |
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