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#7991 (173/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression |
#7990 (150/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement.
<Prophet> Oh my
<Prophet> What do you use them for?
<mordac> They really bring the room together, you know? |
#7989 (54/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson
<br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong |
#7988 (-1/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Prescient> from the ladies, for my impending birthday, I want nekkid selfpics |
#7986 (135/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc |
#7985 (65/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday
Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck
Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here
Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30
napalm 256: she wake u up
Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself |
#7984 (98/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@primig> why is duct tape like the force
<@primig> it has a dark and a light side
<@primig> and it holdes the universe together |
#7980 (2/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl |
#7979 (185/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VOLVORacr> hello
<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
<sc1> i'm masturbating
<sc1> leave me alone |
#7978 (-1/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI.
<AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy?
<chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge |
#7976 (5/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
<savepotatoes> think so
<ErikN|WORK> hmmm
<savepotatoes> probably
<ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
<savepotatoes> yea
(time passes...)
<savepotatoes> whats sdl? |
#7975 (-2/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P |
#7974 (78/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?
<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend? |
#7972 (105/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella
<chrish> gnutella?! it'll take you all day to download that bagel! |
#7969 (117/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years
<HeroShot> What is she, a whore?
<Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser...
<Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine |
#7968 (58/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat? |
#7967 (45/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay?
(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.
(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever?
(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options:
(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or
(CitizenC): * Say "Yo! Deciples! Suck my cock! I'm the son of God!"
(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely. |
#7966 (93/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.
(CitizenC): Son of a bitch.
(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.
(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now. |
#7964 (163/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt?
<akii> does walt get unfrozen?
<nigd> haahha
<nigd> how pissed would you be
<nigd> "IM ALIVE!"
<nigd> "yes"
<nigd> "Did you cure me?"
<nigd> "no"
<nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?"
<nigd> "You're going broke"
<nigd> "fuck." |
#7963 (15/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vhata> #linux is one of those...
<Vhata> things
<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained?
<Nimnod> a failure.
<Vhata> heh |
#7962 (5/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling
<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?
<ICIST> kinda
<ICIST> more like when i shit myself |
#7960 (322/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!!
<artforz> how did you make it work?
<Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity
<Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard |
#7959 (110/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid.
<@pheer> why?
<shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know.
<zeratul> besides Jesus you mean
<shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout! |
#7958 (211/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein." |
#7956 (123/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily
<dr.numa> dip is a good dancer.
<dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak
<heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance.
<heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants.
<heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls. |
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