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#7955 (6/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein. |
#7954 (276/414) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.
<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.
<wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
<wisner> There was singing. |
#7953 (101/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gkm> mmm, me.
<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples
<gkm> mmm, nipples.
<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl. |
#7952 (1/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire. |
#7951 (46/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender.
<sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd
<perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor. |
#7949 (0/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job |
#7947 (112/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time?
<cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries.
<mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand.
<d@n> "oh, hand! i mean cindy!" |
#7943 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools |
#7942 (55/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Boobs4L): i am not racist, i own a color TV |
#7940 (74/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing |
#7936 (194/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood) |
#7935 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry |
#7932 (119/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some |
#7931 (89/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there |
#7925 (-1/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations
<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right.
<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep. |
#7923 (-2/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex |
#7918 (12/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!! |
#7917 (55/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole |
#7915 (-2/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celdon> i wanted to see the pict of vin fucking hersenf with a brush end |
#7913 (49/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
<roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance!
<roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO
OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane
<roskkouro> quoz: bitch |
#7912 (-1/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base" |
#7909 (-6/391) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah! |
#7908 (137/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL
<@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he becomes Bitter-man
<@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays
<@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything
<@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing |
#7903 (-2/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<S|Foo2rama> Don't make me go GTA III on your ass |
#7902 (162/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL! |
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