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<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis. |
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<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints" |
#8050 (-1/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you |
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<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet |
#8042 (-1/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk? |
#8032 (10/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up |
#8031 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime |
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<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand |
#8024 (49/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly? |
#8023 (6/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office. |
#8018 (112/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv
<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b |
#8017 (-2/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?
<kruqnut> milk? |
#8016 (88/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pi> GMT is the best
<Pi> coslike
<Pi> everyone else is wrong |
#8015 (-1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!" |
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<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy??
*** fragility (fragility@lsanca1-ar14-4-47-119-104.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout) |
#8008 (18/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<space> got any good tunes to spare?
<ToRMeNTeD> tons
<ToRMeNTeD> what kind
<space> whatever
<space> im easy
<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
<ToRMeNTeD> classic
<space> heheh lame award
<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks |
#8007 (117/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right. |
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<Linguica> I was on the phone
<Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me
<Linguica> and i saw this
<mewse_> heh
<Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now"
<mewse_> haha
<mewse_> batman dons his cowl |
#8003 (19/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jon-> tom
<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
<Jon-> what would you do?
<mewse> quit irc?
<mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<mewse> hah. |
#8001 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool
<mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing |
#7999 (223/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns |
#7998 (-1/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool |
#7997 (8/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it
<@mewse> that must be some sort of record |
#7996 (165/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking
<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers" |
#7994 (134/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks"
<@mewse> by a retard, for retards |
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