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<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon |
#9138 (77/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Vahina2002: it was not difficult
Cayen2000: I know but I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other |
#9137 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified |
#9136 (39/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches. |
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<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden |
#9130 (120/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass |
#9128 (57/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question |
#9127 (123/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.] |
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—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Netsplit Detected. «irc.right.asscheek irc.left.asscheek» [6:56am] |
#9119 (30/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mikado`> dammit
<Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd
<^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community |
#9117 (240/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago
<JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???
<JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!
<mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago |
#9116 (152/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels |
#9114 (144/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired |
#9113 (177/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes |
#9112 (201/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate
<Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes.
<Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this?
<Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right?
<ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain...
<Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is
<Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden?
<Mikado`> LOL
<Mitsukake> What?
<Mitsukake> What's so funny? |
#9111 (134/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds
<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis. |
#9108 (5/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lex> So, I support your decision to halt any imminent blowjobs with questions. :) |
#9106 (21/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days?
<Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school
<Chibby> i think
<Chibby> i have no clue
<Chibby> why do you ask something like that?
<Quinn> That was a really bad one.
<Chibby> well whats a good PDA then?
<axial> ..huh?
<Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?"
<Chibby> i attempted to answer it
<Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant.
<Chibby> OMFG
: Chibby slaps myself
<Chibby> k bye~
<Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh.
<Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then |
#9103 (191/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you! |
#9102 (121/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers |
#9101 (122/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!"
<Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!" |
#9100 (71/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory
* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o; |
#9099 (2/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses? |
#9095 (2/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cams> eewwww
<cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit
<cams> purple ketchup
<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too. |
#9092 (104/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cassius> erm
<Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others?
<JtHMx> so you can fap over her
<bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.
<bleetz> and they'll buy the game
<bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..
* JtHMx bows |
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