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#9547 (178/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
#9545 (99/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
#9544 (108/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
#9534 (124/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> hmmm
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops:  <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
#9532 (145/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
#9528 (-2/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
#9526 (77/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
#9511 (38/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BoShekk> hey
<jstepka> hey
<merkzu> hey
<BoShekk> its fat albert
#9501 (368/578) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
#9497 (7618/11960) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet
(@eliaz`medal): 5 on each ::
(@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?
#9496 (-2/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
#9494 (152/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken
#9490 (-3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
#9484 (58/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic
#9479 (74/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
#9478 (186/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
#9474 (128/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
#9465 (0/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware
#9462 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
#9452 (-2/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me
#9438 (233/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
#9427 (-1/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
#9418 (233/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
#9417 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait
#9413 (149/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously
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