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#9665 (225/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool |
#9662 (6/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps
arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom. |
#9659 (216/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is |
#9649 (90/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> Wha?
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper? |
#9645 (206/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB
<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.
<reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.
<|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves.
<reflexive> ...where's the downside? |
#9642 (6/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music |
#9639 (5/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though |
#9638 (102/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available
<Twid> living in parent's basement required |
#9635 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<Josho> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull> |
#9625 (5/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Giuslaien> hi!!
<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.
<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?
<Giuslaien> are you of where?
<Giuslaien> which your name? |
#9624 (139/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<caspah> I woke up
<caspah> half on the couch
<caspah> half off
<caspah> with no clothes on
<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch
<djcrom> used?
<caspah> yeah
<caspah> BUT
<caspah> my gf left last night
<caspah> she went to a friends
<caspah> my gf wasn't here
<Vapno> was your ass sore?
<caspah> actually yeash |
#9616 (64/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room |
#9613 (117/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl |
#9611 (13/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe |
#9610 (38/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks |
#9605 (82/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat |
#9596 (140/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did |
#9595 (275/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be? |
#9589 (59/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!
<RJR> Oo! Where? |
#9587 (224/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know |
#9575 (122/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O |
#9567 (66/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option |
#9565 (7/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected |
#9560 (4/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses |
#9555 (120/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!
<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I? |
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