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#9957 (51/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pr3tent1ous> hey
<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper? |
#9955 (5/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks |
#9953 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> ok
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me |
#9952 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer |
#9949 (217/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng |
#9946 (199/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me |
#9943 (54/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> hey
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;) |
#9936 (22/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
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#9932 (0/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final |
#9930 (0/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez |
#9928 (168/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. |
#9923 (186/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet. i'm gonna make my own. |
#9921 (-1/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Noisedragon> hey chris
<Noisedragon> C H R I S
<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"
<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh |
#9920 (43/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man. |
#9915 (131/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
<ender> Jag: ROFL!
* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....
<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my..... |
#9909 (0/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression |
#9906 (23/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can. |
#9905 (116/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit. |
#9902 (0/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu |
#9900 (79/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT? |
#9684 (103/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb? |
#9683 (154/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ? |
#9673 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TheGimpiestBean: i hate people....
EwwDontEatThat: heh
EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis
EwwDontEatThat: i mean people |
#9670 (178/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"
<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn |
#9668 (0/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor.
Eluorn : Theoretically.
can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
Eldoran : Err I dunno...
Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner. |
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