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<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe. |
#9232 (219/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan
<chomp> did shit hit it? |
#9231 (2/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches |
#9227 (166/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo |
#9222 (230/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that. The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit |
#9220 (14/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE |
#9218 (71/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy. |
#9214 (287/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike
<lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says
<kodos> speed on a bike
<lukeiyo-e> peddling crack |
#9209 (123/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch |
#9205 (216/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off |
#9204 (70/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting? |
#9201 (40/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we? |
#9192 (4/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark |
#9190 (185/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.) |
#9186 (77/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D |
#9185 (174/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself |
#9178 (13/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is |
#9172 (154/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing |
#9169 (195/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here |
#9160 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis |
#9157 (119/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Moonli3756 : my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo : and gets fucked over 10 million times more |
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<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result |
#9152 (225/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc |
#9151 (11/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough |
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<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail
<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see
<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater
<midi> is indeed your bladder...
<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to
<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them
<midi> squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if
<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
<midi> it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that?
<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you
<hoche> can pee on me! o/~
<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of
<Squeedle> others
<midi> which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural
<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win. |
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