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#9408 (-1/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh |
#9406 (116/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd. |
#9403 (2/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients |
#9399 (8/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra |
#9396 (88/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away? |
#9391 (126/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact |
#9388 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron |
#9386 (-1/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel |
#9372 (6/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job |
#9370 (363/536) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.
<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.
<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know.
<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.
<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better. |
#9363 (4/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?! |
#9360 (100/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures |
#9359 (2/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape! |
#9358 (21/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings?
<treph> yeah. |
#9357 (230/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil
<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl
<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?
<bad-_-girl> vey bad
<bad-_-girl> very bad
<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else? |
#9355 (2/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor..
so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!"
<ShaneBe> it really is amazing
<ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e |
#9353 (0/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing! |
#9349 (148/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list" |
#9347 (144/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold. |
#9346 (106/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS; GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot" |
#9343 (228/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life.
<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like:
<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me." |
#9342 (103/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes. |
#9337 (14/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now. |
#9336 (289/506) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is |
#9335 (223/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler |
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