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#10067 (103/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water |
#10058 (142/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes |
#10052 (344/519) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy? |
#10051 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois? |
#10034 (21/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<duckman> do you say gash?
<A|exander> not in polite company
<IonSurge> haha
<IonSurge> who here is polite company?
<A|exander> oops typo
<A|exander> meant police custody |
#10028 (331/512) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** wolex has joined #lockergnome
|wolex| hi
|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| thanks
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
|nobody| hahaha |
#10025 (245/390) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive |
#10022 (-1/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid) |
#10021 (117/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P |
#10019 (200/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...
<Sp[A]rK> no shit...
<Mormi> Well... some.. |
#10015 (213/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell |
#10012 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light. |
#10010 (45/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon |
#10009 (67/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?" and "Shake it baby!" I think that's what alerted my mother.
<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate. |
#10007 (74/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?
<micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?
<dlphoto> It's where idiots are from. |
#10000 (69/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm. |
#9989 (181/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have
<rik0> i only have them for the pockets |
#9985 (182/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll. |
#9978 (307/450) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp." |
#9976 (5/190) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos |
#9975 (141/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spengler> you know what?
<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill. |
#9974 (71/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."
Brianetta_afe > and this continues:
Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."
Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind. |
#9973 (216/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.
Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required' |
#9962 (185/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone |
#9961 (2/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what |
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