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#10208 (-2/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out |
#10204 (189/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair
<Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter |
#10203 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany. |
#10199 (42/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol. |
#10197 (207/349) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Trendarth> wb
<Yamatto> ta
<Trendarth> np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...
<Trendarth> dk
<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok |
#10186 (10/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor
[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika |
#10185 (162/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry |
#10171 (117/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sle ep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. |
#10165 (91/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum |
#10162 (77/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 |
#10159 (27/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise. |
#10158 (136/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse
<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?
<shqua> Err...
<shqua> Mouse.
shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud
<DrFreud> Oh, my... |
#10145 (-3/329) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy
software like linux. fucking assholes |
#10141 (-2/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :) |
#10135 (181/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International
<CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
<CCU-Bot> Acronyms).
<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
<Starchild> hey, fuck you |
#10131 (150/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as truth
<NoDamage> yes i have
<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable |
#10128 (13/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo |
#10117 (105/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along
<Mass> you have it ?
<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD
<Mass> ohh dood send
<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that
<var> and we can still be friends |
#10116 (225/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Greg um...: west is that way.. --->
juggalett_chick: no thats north here
Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way... |
#10110 (289/469) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot. |
#10101 (-4/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has joined #dead-presidents
<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has left #dead-presidents |
#10084 (35/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat |
#10075 (289/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vic> You there X?
<X> no
<X> fuck |
#10071 (61/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that. |
#10068 (-2/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time |
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