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#10915 (113/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs |
#10914 (229/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment." |
#10913 (32/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass. |
#10912 (0/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition. |
#10911 (84/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure. |
#10910 (260/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over. |
#10908 (99/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days? |
#10906 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit! I mean...uhhh |
#10904 (83/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years. |
#10899 (1/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. |
#10894 (179/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit. |
#10893 (95/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves. |
#10892 (177/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun. |
#10890 (81/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang |
#10889 (44/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it. |
#10883 (38/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed. |
#10882 (4/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world. |
#10881 (85/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis. |
#10880 (89/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid. |
#10879 (134/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra. |
#10877 (116/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine usual are |
#10869 (175/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!** |
#10868 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception |
#10862 (139/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?
<harb> actually
<harb> damnit |
#10860 (138/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rds|squall> im italian plz help me |
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