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<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack |
#10853 (231/459) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs |
#10852 (-2/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual |
#10848 (31/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed? |
#10846 (186/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters. |
#10844 (-2/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news? |
#10842 (155/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those? |
#10837 (179/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P |
#10834 (0/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh? |
#10829 (0/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p? |
#10828 (58/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel? |
#10827 (-3/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[21:42] *** Mousey changes topic to 'This isn't the best topic in the world........ oh no.......... it's a tribute' |
#10824 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec |
#10822 (4/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years... |
#10820 (4/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :) |
#10815 (43/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark." |
#10811 (136/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D
<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it. |
#10809 (60/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis |
#10805 (74/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that
upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
-dsp, nz2600 |
#10798 (251/468) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024. |
#10793 (2/189) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living" |
#10785 (148/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rogers> hahah
<guyen> roger: i love you man
<guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the face and shit down your throat" love
<rogers> i love you too man |
#10783 (187/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet |
#10781 (69/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk.
<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate
<Farnarcle> did i miss something |
#10774 (282/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass |
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