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#10964 (139/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test |
#10958 (388/539) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard. |
#10957 (79/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew. |
#10953 (130/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde |
#10951 (0/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no |
#10950 (169/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home. I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room." She looked at me funny and then walked away. |
#10949 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie |
#10948 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one
<@Path> hahahah |
#10947 (176/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good. |
#10946 (73/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks |
#10945 (30/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine |
#10943 (1/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot> |
#10942 (160/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn |
#10941 (122/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM. |
#10940 (7/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ? |
#10937 (154/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff? |
#10931 (108/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police |
#10930 (151/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor" |
#10928 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter |
#10926 (42/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be |
#10925 (107/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical
connection. Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable? |
#10924 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ? |
#10923 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit
blurry? |
#10918 (155/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall |
#10916 (6/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman? |
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