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#10611 (42/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask |
#10610 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want
<mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey
<mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh |
#10609 (83/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people |
#10607 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glide20> americans are so stupied |
#10606 (104/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gr1nR> I tell girls..."I need a file - but its stuck in this archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???" |
#10571 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass |
#10567 (104/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too
<Bionic_6> yea
<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground |
#10561 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose? |
#10512 (151/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door
<jej> SWEET.
<cj_> he's hella pushy too.
<jej> BUY MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number
<cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her
<jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now
<spides> ahaha
<spides> Door to Door Meat
<spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy way
<cj_> this guy is a freak
<cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10 minutes ago
<cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30
<spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door
<cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a nut |
#10510 (56/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :> |
#10509 (1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :) |
#10508 (11/202) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH. |
#10505 (105/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my
shirt is both inside out and backwards.
<jej> is it?
<cj_> it is.
<cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine.. |
#10504 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis. |
#10500 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?
<hep> cause you dont put out
<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.
<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.
<hep> lies!
<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT!
<hep> well yeah you put out THEN
<Encapsulate> You said so!
<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies! |
#10499 (134/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* go_boy getting his haujobb on
<jej> i read that as 'handjob'
<go_boy> i assumed you would
<jej> you can always count on me.
<go_boy> for a handjob?
<jej> of course.
<go_boy> rockin. |
#10497 (64/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time
<LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central. |
#10493 (-2/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
<bizzy> i need to see that
<Kin-San> its funny as all hell
<Toast> yeah, good movie
<hep> oooh yeah
<hep> i <heart> that movie
<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
<Kin-San> lol
<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :>
<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
<Kin-San> I figured something like this
<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol? |
#10490 (2/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online
presence.
<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while. |
#10489 (50/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos |
#10488 (36/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously |
#10486 (224/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
<Twid> cj: eek!
<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
<Kin-San> 20k? holy...
<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
<Kin-San> lol
<Twid> good. as long as normal business procedures were followed |
#10484 (0/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory that uses pine
<cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later |
#10481 (70/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe" |
#10480 (160/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> So
<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I
heard over the cube walls.
<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz" |
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