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#10705 (115/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you
<BloodFromStone> A message for me?
<BloodFromStone> From whom?
<Xellchiri> Darthie
<Xellchiri> "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel."
<BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P
* Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8
<Xellchiri> yeah, she missed |
#10702 (269/512) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert.
<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines? |
#10699 (228/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous! |
#10695 (1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Nfs> what good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models?
<@BLiNGO> umm
<@BLiNGO> you dont need fame to fuck models
<@Nfs> but its gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes..
<@BLiNGO> i am gettin so hot, i will take my clothes off
* @BLiNGO sets mode: -clothes BLiNGO |
#10691 (149/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature
<ichibod> fuck off dicklicker
<Zorix> bite me fucktard |
#10688 (150/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax |
#10686 (7/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm? |
#10685 (-2/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D[0]C> Ping? Pong! all day long, rubbin ma nutz and licking ma schlong |
#10684 (7/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time — where should I do it, and how can I make it the most |
#10682 (189/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope
<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.
<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name. |
#10676 (0/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch
<[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes |
#10672 (-8/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog? |
#10666 (-2/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WAP> @find indonesian girl |
#10665 (108/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse. |
#10661 (-2/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
<Ize > eew |
#10660 (77/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!! |
#10659 (180/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client
<pplante> hmm what to do what to do
<omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post.
<pplante> tried that
<pplante> it didnt solve the problem though
<omega> do it harder, it will solve mine.
<pplante> die |
#10655 (112/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD? |
#10649 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh
<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head |
#10647 (63/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said |
#10646 (121/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level
<@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents |
#10645 (74/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA |
#10626 (1711/2081) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology. |
#10618 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`(" |
#10615 (-2/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x |
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