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#11784 (142/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
#11780 (182/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine
#11764 (94/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
#11743 (-2/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
#11742 (-1/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
#11739 (93/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
#11735 (53/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
#11727 (195/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
#11725 (62/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
#11724 (344/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
<Trucci> ANYTHING
#11721 (125/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
#11720 (-2/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
#11718 (64/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
#11715 (127/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
#11713 (131/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it
<\slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
#11712 (81/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT.  MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
#11708 (169/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
#11706 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
#11705 (221/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#11701 (178/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
#11700 (217/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan.
<astroboy> he said full house.
<astroboy> I fear japan.
#11697 (97/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RonZombie> \m/
<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
#11696 (258/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.
<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.
<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
#11694 (-3/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!
<Yogurt> hehe
<Yogurt> hehehe
* Yogurt writes that down
#11693 (92/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
<Yogurt> Your exchange student?
<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill.
<Yogurt> Is he indentured?
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