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#11909 (40/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds |
#11906 (119/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way |
#11902 (0/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night |
#11901 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody. |
#11892 (145/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR." |
#11888 (112/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs |
#11887 (125/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind |
#11885 (46/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it. |
#11882 (101/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama |
#11876 (6/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day |
#11874 (117/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port? |
#11860 (152/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better? |
#11859 (0/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> heh
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> First
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted |
#11851 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :) |
#11849 (112/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> well
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> pleased*
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Ouroboros> Um.
<Arilyn> hahaha
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence. |
#11841 (27/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything. |
#11839 (80/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps |
#11836 (0/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks |
#11832 (4/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\ |
#11827 (37/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag |
#11825 (158/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable? |
#11820 (95/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza |
#11803 (267/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach. |
#11801 (0/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car |
#11794 (43/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade. |
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