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#12027 (66/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff |
#12026 (126/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy |
#12018 (44/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly |
#12017 (113/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company? |
#12008 (129/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself |
#12004 (165/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds. |
#11996 (32/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :) |
#11994 (-1/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; } |
#11987 (81/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.' |
#11986 (221/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that? |
#11981 (162/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer. |
#11978 (264/418) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT |
#11973 (89/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array |
#11969 (120/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair. |
#11967 (38/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<Xyonz> :\
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are |
#11964 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here? |
#11960 (253/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek |
#11956 (86/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397 |
#11955 (-2/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit |
#11943 (104/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11 |
#11937 (-3/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :( |
#11934 (112/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do |
#11924 (75/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses |
#11923 (64/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n |
#11918 (16/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew |
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