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#12104 (52/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding |
#12097 (27/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux |
#12095 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit |
#12092 (-5/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<luther> Here's what I got for those sXe fuckers, I am eating Chili and Fritos while smoking a Newport and drinking a beer. And soon I will mount my girlie.
<luther> I am gonna paint an X on her back with my semen.
<NcroSanct> even worse would be doing that to your girl and two of her friends |
#12089 (122/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up. |
#12088 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. |
#12086 (87/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate |
#12084 (0/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you |
#12082 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch |
#12080 (163/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com
<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
<@charlie_x> it says
<@charlie_x> "ok i wont" |
#12079 (162/337) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples. |
#12078 (131/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out |
#12076 (150/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter... |
#12070 (170/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?" Ouija Board: NO "Why not?" Ouija Board: SEX "Oh. Goodbye" |
#12068 (19/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee. |
#12066 (40/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard) |
#12065 (62/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO |
#12059 (231/427) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it |
#12055 (198/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP |
#12053 (256/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents? |
#12045 (259/427) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape. |
#12041 (99/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY |
#12038 (0/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid |
#12032 (20/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case |
#12029 (197/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer" |
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