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#12203 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<Xelix> Greetings.
<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.
<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.
<Xelix> I shall return at another time.
*** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net) |
#12200 (14/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover
<@skold> 1-800-96-jenny?
<@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG |
#12196 (-5/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Swanson> dude i got a dell |
#12193 (422/574) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her
<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!
<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?
<corngrits> i had sex
<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?
<ceraph> no, thats a miracle |
#12175 (326/505) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM.
<TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife. |
#12173 (197/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body |
#12169 (141/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake!
<Guyp> hmmm
<Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :( |
#12164 (54/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine |
#12160 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :( |
#12158 (116/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?
<BlakHawc> A simple one: be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller.
<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out?
<BlakHawc> Jarp: Well, only if you're a toon. Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked. |
#12154 (-2/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating. |
#12151 (117/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/
<Mad-Cow> You can get them
<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D
<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em
<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife... |
#12144 (186/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME |
#12143 (147/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother |
#12138 (0/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ... |
#12131 (68/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need? |
#12129 (0/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn |
#12127 (0/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron? |
#12123 (123/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC? |
#12122 (82/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz |
#12118 (28/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades |
#12115 (1/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly |
#12112 (299/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob. |
#12111 (40/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused |
#12105 (3/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating? |
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