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#12327 (74/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
<@madragoran> still couldn't find it
<@madragoran> oh
<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
<@madragoran> fucking hell
<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit |
#12322 (204/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josh> hey Lan
<Josh> i just would like to say
<Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow
<Josh> i loved you most of all
<@Lan> i would like to say
<@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow
<@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you |
#12321 (3/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p". |
#12318 (282/463) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat |
#12317 (194/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE
<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?
<gorilla> YES
<gorilla> HOW
<Lan> sorta like this
* gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lan> a little to the left |
#12306 (231/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here.
<@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me? |
#12304 (272/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<<
<@Breathe> I love it. "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!" |
#12303 (94/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!
<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day |
#12299 (274/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED!
* Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN]
* BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED]
* Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN]
* brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED]
<Chern> FUCK!!!!!! |
#12298 (224/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex
<brokengolfclub> whichever I find first
<brokengolfclub> I found some crackers
<brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me
<GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.
<brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good....... |
#12292 (87/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Daeg says, "We are watching the dead deer show."
Una says, "A whole show about dead deers?"
Daeg says, "It seems to be."
Una says, "This isn't that Canadian soft porn channel again, is it? :)" |
#12291 (150/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a
little project that would require about 400 inserts per second
on the Oracle server.
<Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)
<Hurricane> Yes! Exploration through experimentation is what a University
is all about, after all. :)
<Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (: |
#12290 (206/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .
<DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave"
<DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one |
#12283 (227/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac |
#12281 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<{GOD}> who has the internet |
#12271 (115/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool |
#12263 (116/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducks> HOLY SHIT
<ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?!
<ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ducks> og my god. that was disgusting.
<ducks> I had this cup on my desk
<ducks> for a few months
<ducks> thinking there was soda in it
<ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE |
#12261 (-2/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<liqshot|GreenZ> only thing more superior then the white man is an albino white man
<liqshot|GreenZ> the whitest man of all |
#12257 (86/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help
<dadadada> ?
<Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client
<dadadada> how can i clean it?
<Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone"
<Rjx> End of Instruction -|
<dadada> ok
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
*** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood) |
#12254 (239/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person
<Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?
<Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them. |
#12244 (151/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan
<D3adlode> and what happened?
<Olpainless> They just went. Quickly |
#12232 (65/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day conversations but I know much big words. |
#12227 (391/573) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your driving record though
<@RuneCaster> all I remember was I was on my way to the arcade to play TMNT
<@RuneCaster> and suddenly it was sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground pain |
#12218 (-2/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@skold> needle hurt like hell
<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip
<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm
<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain
<@skold> anyhow |
#12216 (29/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE |
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