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#15787 (234/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies?
<Chibi-Trunks> iunno
<SiZZuRp> the lottery |
#15785 (171/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer |
#15782 (16/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard
<joober> i dont have broad band
<joober> i have cable |
#15781 (-4/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991. |
#15777 (13/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen
<SiZZuRp> sweet love by a fire
<SiZZuRp> with goats and other various wildlife
<sweet_chick> awwwwwwwww hot sweet |
#15776 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neo-fs> does anyone have aim
<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my fucking password
<neo-fs> and its about to fucking piss me the fuck off
<gilma> my aim is good
<kryonik> my aim is good
<kryonik> when im whackin it
<kryonik> into some chicks mouth
<neo-fs> @_@
<neo-fs> your aim is weird |
#15771 (105/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i |
#15770 (132/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million monkeys with a million typewriters (one typewriter per monkey) that all type at the rate of a good typist 24/365 would ever produce the collected works of shakespeare before the heat death of the universe. So there. |
#15769 (10/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jor> NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX |
#15766 (57/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)] do you think if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt, someone would eventually kick your ass? |
#15763 (6/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rixon> I remember calling BBS's on my party line.
<rixon> my neighbors house burned down, and they couldnt call the FD cause we were online.
<rixon> 3 ppl died.
<rixon> that sucked. |
#15754 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high.. quote from support
guy about the pop server disconnecting ONE of 32 users here 'well sir your
tcip session is your internet connection, it has nothing to do with our
servers' |
#15753 (135/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xney> how goes the job search?
<Stemish> xeeneee....it'll go, once i start it :)
<Xney> oh you haven't started?
<Stemish> not seriously, i'm not hurting yet
<Xney> brian: You should start way early.. it's quite ugly :)
<fouts> no shit. one company i applied to went out of business between posting
the ad and my email to them |
#15750 (47/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION |
#15747 (90/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she
asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the
screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there
<LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on. Her excuse? "Oh, I never turn
it off so I didn't think to check that." |
#15744 (4/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun
workstation. |
#15741 (11/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/dev/null"
<RoadRuner> on my mail server at cisco |
#15739 (145/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"
<Efudd> It's a gateway box!
<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks. |
#15738 (42/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he
finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?" |
#15735 (0/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lammah> getting your own AS: $250 setting up your own network: $100k
having your upstream forward your stupid request to NANOG: priceless
<lammah> Dear Peers/Colleagues,
<lammah> We will start to announce a new prefix:
<lammah> AS13197 192.168.0.0/16
<lammah> Please update your filters.
<lammah> Thanks,
<lammah> Reinder van Amerongen,
<lammah> Junior. System/Network Adminstrator and Senior Cabling consultant. |
#15733 (242/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlashMan> nethack is installed
<Jon2> An IRC chick stands in your path. She wears a +5 ring of decreased mental stability.
* sQurl kicks jon2
<sQurl> I AM STABLE GOD DAMN YOU
<sQurl> DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
<Jon2> The IRC chick attacks. She misses. |
#15731 (181/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859)
<depresso> This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this
means you can press any of the keys on the keyboard (such as the Enter key,
the R key, or the space bar). |
#15730 (75/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us
* depresso falls over
<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen |
#15728 (95/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<marcus> hahah. these guys have a dedicated oracle server... an e3500 with 4
cpus and 4gb of RAM
<marcus> they've had it for 2 years now
<marcus> doing nothing but oracle
<marcus> with oracle configure to use no more than 128MB of ram
<marcus> and recently they've been complaining about performance
<marcus> they thought maybe they needed more memory
<marcus> i was like "uhhh. your dataset is smaller than physical ram" |
#15725 (136/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EarthShaman> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get
*nix man pages |
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