|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..362363364365366367368..596Next> |
#16134 (277/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently. |
#16133 (132/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means... |
#16131 (121/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale
<Prick> "Kid Rancher"
<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses
<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids.
<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis
<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation. |
#16128 (185/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!! |
#16126 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Do fish have assholes? |
#16125 (68/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak. |
#16123 (141/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH
<Funk> I WAS an abortion. I'm just very stubborn.
<Fishfood> i was probably not wanted
<Funk> You're not wanted NOW
<Fishfood> but who cares! IM HERE NOW AND READY FOR LOVE!
<wildkarrdex> I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me |
#16121 (93/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car
<zamros> my first accident witnessing
<zamros> and/or moster truck rally |
#16120 (151/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShadiZar> get your happy ass over here then
<ShadiZar> i could use a good hard... well, anything
<`KArmA> oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, fuck me like a beast karma, oh harder karma
<`KArmA> what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!? |
#16114 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zamros> When the hell did "I CAN'T RELATE" stop people producing porn about things?
<zamros> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T RELATE TO SMALL CHILDREN BEING RAPED BY ANIMALS.
<CraNKGod> I just don't know how to be turned on by tiny people
<zamros> THEREFORE NO SUCH PORN EXISTS
<CraNKGod> It just doesn't work |
#16112 (377/527) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?
<@ataribaby> that disturbs me
<@shagman> you didn't think they did?
<@shagman> they just divided into new birds? |
#16110 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222? |
#16109 (109/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY
<Heinz89> hmmm
<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P |
#16108 (241/411) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams |
#16107 (122/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
<altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...
<g-o-d> you mean outside?
<altair> g-o-d: yes
<altair> with the yellow Daystar
<g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet
<altair> yeah...
<g-o-d> cool |
#16098 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend
<madlocust> and in her case...my best friend
<|ced> so write a poem, fag |
#16088 (180/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning
<wjr> oh?
<rsb> a dirty bum
<rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile
<wjr> ah yes
<rsb> he asked me for money
<rsb> and
<rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on |
#16086 (223/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic
<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk
<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move |
#16081 (126/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY" |
#16062 (-2/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf
<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :) |
#16053 (5/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est
<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam? |
#16047 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. |
#16045 (153/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Rain|> whoa neat
<|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration |
#16042 (26/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such |
#16040 (60/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josho> i HATE
<Josho> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<Josho> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..362363364365366367368..596Next> |
|