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#16245 (24/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song' together, after i laugh
<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch |
#16238 (17/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :( |
#16237 (226/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding |
#16234 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux |
#16232 (115/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris? |
#16231 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer |
#16230 (212/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys?
(resa) playground?
(resa) they only think about sex?
([m1]) no teresa
([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like
(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex |
#16224 (-1/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*umk* nah I'm more like a lower case g. |
#16210 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then? |
#16204 (119/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
*** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-)
*** jamez5 has joined #****
<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay. |
#16196 (129/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer? |
#16195 (220/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck |
#16194 (21/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick
<Rayor>: is it that obvious? |
#16188 (156/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wof> does anyone really use emacs?
<Pills> my wife used to
<wof> really?
<wof> what'd she do?
<Pills> she... edited files? :) |
#16180 (94/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it |
#16177 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector) |
#16175 (96/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise |
#16174 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha |
#16173 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.
*** Set by Ziggurat!Hipnotoad@xtreme9-126.aci.on.ca 1061 minutes ago |
#16161 (1/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*headache throws mrfloppy__ a beer
<mrfloppy__> weeeeee, free beer
<nyk> watch it mate, you can get real pissed on that cyber beer |
#16151 (31/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout
<Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that.
<Amrik> well it makes me feel better |
#16150 (126/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...
<TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer
<TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...
<TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite
<TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random
<TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife
<TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me
<TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man
<TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;) |
#16148 (35/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU |
#16144 (239/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o
<Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions...
<SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;)
<GimpMaster> hah
<Vxie> i dunno
<GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o
<Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out...
<SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?'
<Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop
<GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care
<SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.'
<Vxie> ok
<GimpMaster> LOL |
#16138 (97/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony
<Shea-> mmmm pony. |
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