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#21391 (160/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"?
<Waffles111> oh, nevermind
<Waffles111> it was "tsukimashita"
<Cap`nRatboy> it means "jesus, theres tentacles in holes i didnt even know i had." |
#21378 (99/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever
<RocketFodder> that said, i'll..uh...bbl... |
#21355 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> wb dummy
<MoonKitty> lol
<DS> well hi assbag
<MoonKitty> how ya doing dickface?
<DS> splendid you frozen douche
<MoonKitty> that's great you fat hyena's ass
<DS> mmmm...fat hyena ass |
#21345 (12/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash |
#21305 (236/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stigmata`> www.stigmata.dyns.net/images/
<Radio-> why are you scratched up
<stigmata`> well
<stigmata`> it all started when i saw a badger walking in my back yard
<stigmata`> then i thought
<stigmata`> "it'd be cool to shove it down my shirt" |
#24228 (242/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real guns |
#21300 (13/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids. |
#21266 (-2/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<version> modbot let qbert = 35
<ModBot> version: qbert = 35.0
<version> modbot eval versiondub + qbert
<ModBot> version: 69.0
<qbert> ew
<qbert> you sick bastard |
#21221 (155/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AndrewLB> Hmm, my entire art class is going to think I'm gay, considering this is the second shirtless guy painting I've done for this art unit... |
#18388 (136/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Calrathan attempts to use Dragon Dictate)
<Calrathan> I can talk quite quickly into it so long as iodine nun C8 my words pressed to enter
<Calrathan> I can talk to wait quickly into it so long as I mean on C8 my words press and Turkey |
#18383 (-2/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carone> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?16589
* damocles writes "must try harder" on a post-it note and sticks it on carones computer
<carone> :P |
#18379 (137/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pb2x> not like I know anything
<Fembot> first rational thing he's typed in a while. |
#24197 (231/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of heating them :S
<Squiggy> Haha
<Squiggy> Hack your fridge and make it warm things up
<@Firebird> Then how will i keep my food cold?
<@Firebird> Ohhh.....OH! |
#21828 (10/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ash|revising> logs are for beavers |
#21382 (0/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b1u3> ok so sexual orientation day wasnt the best idea for a moral booster... shudda gotten at least a c for the originality tho |
#24819 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool
([-[-S-]-]) no work invovled
([-[-S-]-]) ;p |
#21682 (219/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point |
#21658 (4078/5305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava? |
#21634 (2/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo
<bngrybt> heh
<bngrybt> yeah that's what tisha thought of me i think
<CommanderStab> I'd be insulted at that Chojin, but only that she acutally BELIEVED she could get away with it
<bngrybt> cuz jody asked her what she liked about me and the first thing she said was practically "well his dick's like 8 inches long! |
#21633 (217/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<datamorph> lewsha, we generally call it a lan party because if we call it a substance abuse party we'd get in trouble |
#21588 (122/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> did u ever realize how gay the term "manhole" sounds?
<mindstorms> you know, like those thigns they go in to get to the sewer.
<mindstorms> it just sounds wrong.... |
#21583 (73/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on? |
#21246 (0/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? |
#21245 (133/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me
<The_Sorcerer> it just wouldn't be the same without you
<The_Sorcerer> for one, the average user count would drop from 30 to 29 |
#21231 (-1/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Giga> I hope my sister leaves. Then I can masturbate.
<Moe> why cant you do it while she is there?
<Giga> Because she's eight and she'll probably piss me off while I'm petting my willy.
<Moe> lol
<Moe> lock your door ;p
<Giga> ...Genius.
<Giga> She's leaving. I think I'll just drink soda and read bash.org instead. |
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