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<Alfador> 103. What is the fear of light known as ?
<DeeCee> liteophobia
<pentium166> sunophobia
<Shrubey> irc |
#20493 (63/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire.
<jsi> HellFyre: At least that can enrage the French. |
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<Rodent> Psi has the evil Cthulu-hello Kitty.
<Discokid> I love that Icon
<Psilynx> Hello Cthulhu
<Rodent> Red has the Wh40k hello kitty.
<Rodent> I have the U SuX hello kitty.
<Rodent> I see a trend.
<Rodent> And it's evil.
<Rodent> It's... Hello Kitty.
<Discokid> yay for evil!
* Rodent Bahahahhahaa's
<Technogeek> IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY THERE IS ONLY WAR |
#19612 (122/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping
<DarkSpork> Seriously. Every time I've slept in the last two weeks, I just have these godawful vivid nightmares
<DarkSpork> Last night's actually involved rm -rf / as root. That's actually the best of about 12. |
#19236 (60/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous and wonderful |
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GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature is her sister.
GrndBe: Go figure.
* Strider_ decides to go make himself some food.
GrndBe: mmph
GrndBe: I need a widescreen TV
ChrisC: how so?
*** Signoff: Quix (Ping timeout for Quix[BayArea56k649.NetWiz.Net])
GrndBe: ChrisC: which?
ChrisC: how is the sister the blockade?
GrndBe: ah
GrndBe: She tends to get in the way at unfourtunate moments
GrndBe: We nearly kissed 5-6 times one night
GrndBe: and every time
GrndBe: right before our lips met
GrndBe: her sister said something
Dead_Ed: so kiss the sister first
Dead_Ed: then punch her in the face |
#26299 (189/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSmile> I have no soul, either
<DarkSmile> I gave mine to a girl
<DarkSmile> She was like: "And?"
<DarkSmile> Bitch. |
#26298 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> and besides, if i can unf for an hour before jizzing, what's so bad about that
<wild-> lepper
<wild-> u need a girl to unf with
<Lepper> my hand
<Lepper> my hand deserves a good fuckin sometimes |
#26297 (115/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl. |
#26296 (90/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«Narc|LAG»: Yaleman rebooted the ricetek server today. 291 days of uptime gone :o
«Cav»: is that like losing a family member? |
#26284 (-4/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want?
<@vox> is it on ur laptop?
<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
<@vox> lik 2morrO
<@niko> k
<@vox> lt
<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
<@vox> bz bz bz
<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
<@niko> ur a fag |
#26283 (140/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/ |
#26282 (4/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum |
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<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct |
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* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave
<Hitokiri> molten gold and rubies ?
<KJ> close ;)
<Wumpus> molten cheese and ketchup stains?
<KJ> more like it |
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<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET HIGH TAKE WOMEN DRIVE CAR DRINK BEER, AT NIGHT KID ARE IS BE BAD, AND PARENT NOT EVER KNOW! HOW DANGEROUS THIS LIFE BE! BE CAREFUL OF KID AT NIGHT! |
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* Rancid likes those hot teachers who keep you back after school for a private lesson
* Rancid has never had one of those
* Rancid watches to much TV |
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* mouse installs Whorecraft 3: Reign of Gayos
* zenzelezz sets mode: -funny mouse |
#22907 (136/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordCrank> you're a closet pedophile.
<goatasaur> closet? |
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<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete?
<Deech> first, you demand, then you threaten, finally you launch an offensive.
<Deech> Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<Number1> lol
<Number1> I put a gun to its icon, but it still wouldn't budge.
<Deech> some of those files grew up on the wrong sector on the wrong side of the tracks.. they're hard core, yo.
<Number1> "On the next Jerry Springer: Files gone bad."
<Deech> See it now! Hot file on file action! |
#21445 (0/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nemessis> hmm
<Nemessis> i wonder how fast neo can wank in the matrix |
#21431 (381/524) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Linus-> "In the future, computers will weigh less than one ton." -unknown, 1949
(Judge_) and lo and behold, they do
(Judge_) but the users are now apporaching 1 ton |
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[^Ryan^]: welcome to the real world she said to me
[Epi]: Possible second line to ^Ryan^'s poem "as she took of her pants and turned into a he" |
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<Shez> i shall create my own planet named "the planet of dropdead losers named Shez"
<|iCARUS|> Shez: cool!! can i have the planet next to that?
<Scathing> Icarus: the "I'm with Stupid ->" planet? |
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<|Wolf|> what's the new catch phrase for teenage girls these days?
<NecroErotica> "I spit" |
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