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#22019 (112/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Guest16686 (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has joined #tribesnz
* Guest16686 is now known as nima
<nima> hi
<nima> I'm thinking about moving to nz, is it a smart move?
<DJ> depends, do you like hobbits?
<nima> whats hobbits?
<duckstab> men who like stealing parts of your vagina in the night.
<duckstab> first night, bam - no cervix for you
* nima (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has left #tribesnz |
#22013 (144/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so? |
#22001 (65/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly |
#21987 (11/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address |
#21973 (-4/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like |
#21952 (161/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Betharoni> My internet connection is so slow tonight, I think it's being sent to a train depot, translated into one's and zero's, manually typed and sent by a telegraph wire to the server, where it's manually recompiled to one's and zero's for the machine. By two-year-old's. |
#21946 (129/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.
<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.
<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance
<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC! |
#21940 (59/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[krys] mmm salad
[hoho] salad is what food eats
[krys] then i guess im food
[krys] soooo EAT ME BITCH |
#21935 (129/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<APE> HOLY SHIT
<iphopper> ?
<APE> oh never mind, its a gummy bear
<iphopper> ....
<APE> can never be too sure about those green cancerous moles |
#21970 (53/221) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous |
#21966 (251/426) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tuned> you're just stupid, please get hit by a car full of bees. |
#21912 (55/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness |
#21902 (1/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!! |
#21885 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LaXyOW3> You must be a veteran in this channel to get +v :P
* [K-LAN]PaNiC sets mode: -v LaXyOW3 |
#21874 (273/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bismarck>Ok.
<Bismarck>500.000 people watching the game.
<Bismarck>22 players on the field.
<Bismarck>2 referees and the coaches.
<Bismarck>so WHY does the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD? |
#21843 (138/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kwangawoo> yawn
<Darien> wang
<Kwangawoo> leave your wang out of this.
<Darien> out of what, specifically?
<Benjamin_> Darien loves to stick his wang where it doesn't belong.
* Benjamin_ glares at Darien.
<Darien> sorry Ben, it was dark, I couldn't see what I was doing
* Benjamin_ shoots Darien in the face. |
#21840 (68/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean." |
#21815 (4/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ak_] I'm moving to linux
[ak_] good bye cruel world! |
#21800 (123/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net.
<FirebirdX> Counterstrike is for newbs
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people with small weiners play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who enjoy having gay sex while in fox suits play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who say 'yep' play it
« iNothing » maybe
<FirebirdX> blast! foiled again! |
#25203 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?" |
#25201 (127/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P |
#25195 (80/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks
<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place |
#25193 (212/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door* |
#21797 (205/352) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new program?
<c0de> (vote)
<c0de> on CNN
<untermensch> new program, obviously. that old one's boring as fuck now
<untermensch> just re-run after re-run
<c0de> yeah, we need a new series
<c0de> 30-minutes long, every wednesday night at 19:00
<c0de> we can put cameras on the shuttle as well and film the crew all the time
<c0de> call it "Big Shuttle"
<untermensch> yes
<c0de> and each week we vote to kick a guy out the airlock |
#21771 (-2/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PHA||TOM> what the fuck are you hippies on about?
<K-E-N-N-Y> love chris
* HavinABus knows hes alone in this world and will die alone
<GinZu> so whats the difference between love for your parents and love for you GF
<GinZu> apart from the sex
<LiL-AnGeL> well it's a different kind of love
<stupidMM> ops could force love
<stupidMM> "marry me or i'll bann you! |
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