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#30376 (147/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS. |
#30373 (301/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag * [NYC] has joined #emu
<[NYC]> yo
<[NYC]> whats this channel for
<splice> making fun of people who ask legitimate questions |
#30370 (-4/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag suicidal general: and why the fuck did u just say "non-ascii compliant letters" it makes you sound like a guy with low self esteem who needs to prove hes smart by using technilogical words, while any confident person (no matter what intelligence) would just say "wtf was that" |
#30369 (173/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <+ienes|kwl> I'm polish
<@Biggs`> that's ok. we all have our problems |
#30368 (32/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag [18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an overnight trip
[18:30] <adam> <steve> and then the 3133.7 mile trip to HAX0RV1LL3 |
#30362 (124/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@Drag-oN> twinkie? oO
<@Zeromecha> Twinkie, the only food tough enough to survive a nucular blast
<@Drag-oN> it contains roaches? OO |
#30359 (252/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag < godsmoke> you know ... the FreeBSD devil is called beastie
< godsmoke> it has a name
< Gepeto> Ok
< Gepeto> now I do ;)
< godsmoke> as in ...
< godsmoke> "beastie" ... pronounce that
< godsmoke> slowly
< Gepeto> I see
< godsmoke> B.S.D
< Gepeto> They were on "leastie" when they thought that up |
#30358 (132/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <KidHype--> Anyone try Fifa2004 yet?
<J3anyus> If that's your mom's AIM screen name, then yes. |
#30354 (163/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to
<zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance |
#30348 (258/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag * Icy-mu cackles
<Icy-mu> i have discovered why we have halloween
<Icy-mu> its cause vampires like blood
<Icy-mu> and cant eat candy
<+Hamster_Of_Death> and candy companies like money
<Icy-mu> so they get all the childern to go get free candy
<Icy-mu> then the vampires suck the sugar blood outta the childern
<Icy-mu> those fiends
<+r3d3> you know at first that theory sounded like it was going to be stupid, but now it makes sense |
#30343 (120/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this ultraviolet light on my gums, teeth or what not and he says:
<pcchew> "never use this on your skin, it'll burn it right off"
<pcchew> and i'm thinking "if it'd burn my skin off, why the fuck are you using on my gums you douche"
<r0nc0> lmaoComment: i hate the dentist
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#30339 (96/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle?
<Fenrir51> LOLOLOL
<Fenrir51> Rofl
<Krispy_Kreme> :(Comment: Yep he was indeed a newbie.
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#30337 (42/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux with another license
<willo> DJ-Pyro: really? ummmm.
<willo> DJ-Pyro: my god they're stupid.
<willo> I knew they were, but I figured only half the head was in the sphincter
<willo> apparently the entire thing fits. who knew? |
#30336 (104/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <icelandicdic> breasts do have a powerful effect on the male sex. I won't deny that. Its an instinctual thing that evolved in caveman "big breasts make more milk. our babies wont starve. humans will survive!!! Mate with big breasties". |
#30306 (191/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at
<Grifter> and by "within your means" you mean "with my parents" right? |
#30305 (627/785) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
<bUdDyLeE> watch
<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?
<`Frieza> yes
<bUdDyLeE> elaborate
<`Frieza> no
<bUdDyLeE> fair enough. |
#30304 (159/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you |
#30303 (148/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start" |
#30301 (43/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on
<kickthepc> to install 98 you need to reboot several times
<Neon[UK]> :|
<Neon[UK]> maybe if i reboot REALLY FAST |
#30299 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <tewl> ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today |
#30298 (4/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll?
<Ultimos> lol
<binkzz> url what is an internet troll
<migas> - "what is an internet troll": http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
<Ultimos> migas has saveth me.
<binkzz> migas always takes the credit ;[ |
#29059 (317/489) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick"
<DrPoole> and i hit reply
<DrPoole> and wrote "unsubscribe" |
#30295 (55/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives. |
#30269 (18/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and SARS and shit. why can't they just make a real name for them like "Faggot Monkey Fucker Disease" or "Gooking Cough" |
#30279 (77/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
* @Galadriel hides |
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