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#30277 (80/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> lk's tiny asian penis could never penetrate anything though
<J3anyus> an inch can't do much, buddy!
<LkAway1> Width > length
<J3anyus> LkAway1: if you only have an inch of length, width is worthless
<nylint> Lk has a dick like a tuna can
#30276 (-4/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+T2k2> hehe
<+T2k2> the shit session sometimes sucks
<+T2k2> cuz i have to use the shower
<+T2k2> to clean it off.
<+T2k2> :(
<@The_Miker> lmfao
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> i mean i have so much ass hair
<@knightmar> dude
<+T2k2> that it would take half a roll
<+T2k2> or a shower
<@knightmar> wax it
<+T2k2> i prefer the shower
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> sometimes i get too much bile
<+T2k2> and its like acid on my ass
<+T2k2> its only after i eat pineapple
<+T2k2> so i dont
<@knightmar> have u ever farted in the shower but accidentally pooped
<+T2k2> ROFL
Comment: #GTAForums on GamesNET!
#30255 (189/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
#30249 (213/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms
#30248 (65/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
#30242 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jabba2442: heyo
Jabba2442: what are you up to theis fine sunday night?
Jeeba Jabba: Fucking you in the ass.
Jeeba Jabba: Baby.
Jabba2442: dude you must have a huge dick to get from louisiana to colorado in one thrust
#30241 (824/1080) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
<jimx> A year later they meet again:
<jimx> The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
<jimx> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
<Fiery_isles> haha
<Tarrasque> hahaah
#30239 (264/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zybl0re> dongs
<Zaphod> cox
<zybl0re> lol
<graham|KEKE> That, ladies and gentlemen, is the summation of the wit on the internet.
#30237 (13/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
<ROBAT> YES
<ROBAT> I AM DOING 5 THINGS AT ONCE
<ROBAT> 1 OF THEM IS YOUR MOM
Comment: That was just wrong >.<
#30184 (208/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: Crispy (There is a Bold line between Computer geek and Just plain sad. Computer Geek <b>|</b> Just Plain Sad.)
#30177 (86/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 drzlebnt=
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 setlength?  even
<+Raven> drzlebnt?
<+Raven> yes, ctrl-f1 is context help in Borland environments
<@Wumpus> drzlebnt = there's a pizza between me and the keyboard :)
#30176 (150/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sodae> vh1 illustrated = cheney + bush im convo = classic
<clay> you + keyboard = mistake
#30175 (284/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house
#30173 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE
<AmericanIdle> DISCONNECT
<T2k2> hah
<T2k2> its you
<T2k2> just ghost it
<T2k2> ./authserv ghost sleepingidle password
<majestik> dont need password
<majestik> i think
<AmericanIdle> Hmm.
<AmericanIdle> No wonder.
<AmericanIdle> I HAD TWO FUCKING mIRC'S OPEN
Comment: irc.gamesnet.net #gtaforums
#30138 (-2/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Alric> best doom mod was the alien mod :P
<@Alric> think I only got to level 6 or so without cheating on very hard
<@Alien> i rather liked the alric mod myself
#30111 (9/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<regwaur> <nwmann> i've been able to get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock before
<R0y> dude i used to be able to get my whole shaft into my throat
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3
<regwaur> ahahaa
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3" of my cock in my mouth
<regwaur> why even have a gf then r0y
<R0y> because she makes me feel whole and good
<enoggy> dude
<enoggy> people who constantly try to suck their own dick worry me
<regwaur> question is
<regwaur> if you could suck your dick, would you swallow?
<enoggy> hahah
<R0y> fuck ya
#30075 (0/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's?
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> children entrails
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> oh sorry those are the 75 cent burritos
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#30065 (8/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's
<@MrSaturn> He obsesses over it
<@MrSaturn> He's like
<@MrSaturn> "OMG I FRIED MY MOTHERBOARD! HOORAY!"
#30171 (112/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> mmm noodles and chicken breasts
<Kaelic> mmm breasts
#30168 (574/696) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> something is wrong when a girl comes in and tells my roommate "you're such a nerd!" and i think to myself "no he's not, he doesn't even know how to compile a linux kernel!"
#30148 (131/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing?
Jabba2442: its a site dedicated to funny/stupid chatlogs
seanpark37: oh
Jabba2442: no relation to goatse
seanpark37: lol
seanpark37: thats what i was afraid of
#30122 (109/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal involves hot wax
* @Lothtiriel winces
<@SuperXdude> yowsie
<@SuperXdude> we use super sticky tape....great for friends who pass out drunk
<@Lothtiriel> that's painful enough... but boiling wax? that's insane
<@JFeeple> remind me never to pass out within 500 miles of X
#30167 (219/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
#30151 (314/474) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@|101|> I got so confused the first time someone said they had a pot plant. I'm like "cool, what's in it?" and they said " It's a pot plant dude", "Yeah I know, what type of plant", "a POT plant", "Are we missing something"
#30141 (282/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah.
<Astrodog[BTEG]> My bank issue'd me a credit card.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Morons.
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