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#32726 (229/437) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary
<timmo> and shit out a better plotComment: #geekissues
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#32720 (44/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files |
#32705 (-2/478) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaRaBella> milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made..stick yout finger in the hole and out comes a tootsie rollComment: #bifemunix on efnet
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#32703 (167/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in
<Rjx> <gfxcard> HAHA BITCH NOW I CAN CORRUPT YOUR REGISTRY AND MAKE YOUR COMPUTER REFUSE TO BOOTComment: #geekissues
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#32702 (-1/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grade> msg me some ftp info
<grade> and ill ejaculate my harddrive onto yours |
#32700 (0/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal |
#32699 (0/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys testicals
<modulator> r0b remembers that vividly as the testicles were swinging against his chinComment: tng => Star Trek The Next Generation
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#32696 (-2/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eggburt> omg man-made lube
<Tulk> yeah its called cum
<eggburt> not quite
<Tulk> ok precum
<eggburt> they have names for everything! |
#32695 (87/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> we're talkign about sex (no big deal at my work) and he pops in and he says this "mmm i like to give them girls golden showers...", after that we were both like "........", and he knew he said something wrong and left .
<ZestyO> ...
<White_Anomaly> strange people on this planet
<White_Anomaly> :(
<ZestyO> indeed
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> yes very
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> i didn't know half of the sick things i do now until i got on the internet :(
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> my poor soul will never be pure again :( |
#32694 (21/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0de> I was eating a really nice pie (not a slice , but a whole pie) and just as I was eating it a thread was reported which I checked out and checked your links , so midway through my pie I had to stop eating it , then I clicked on the link and saw a mans ass being pulled open.Comment: Propz to #GNAA on EFnet!
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#32718 (78/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHAComment: Channel comparison
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#32697 (4/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JohnWSmokeJr> i don't shower until i can smell my own balls |
#32692 (315/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Idiot has quit IRC
<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day... |
#32691 (213/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problemsComment: #gideontech
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#32680 (141/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zero|> I may be a bitch, but we all know you suck cock for Teletubbies dolls.
<Col-Psycho`SS2> YAY! FRESH SUPPLY OF TISSUES!
<c0bra> I caught my mom masturbating once
<Devion> O_oComment: this all happened AT THE SAME TIME
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#32604 (245/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<somniloquy> nice. i told MSN my postcode is "bite me" and it accepted it |
#32685 (111/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ranicx> nooooooooooooo
<ranicx> yesssssss
<ranicx> ok keyboard still works |
#32681 (178/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VALIS> I _had_ no _idea_ I should elminate unused variables.
<VALIS> I'll get right on that.
<Kurt> keep them in, never know when you'll need them
<Kurt> you might be sitting there bashing away and you'll think "Gee, if only I had a variable called unsigned_dong about now"
<somniloquy> sign my dong! |
#32669 (4/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyCoot> i bet the fbi runs grouphug |
#32663 (129/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius83> wtf!?
<HiddenGenius83> have you ever seen a midget smile?
<HiddenGenius83> it looks like they're snarling
<HiddenGenius83> I swear to God
<StorDuff> you're watching that show on fox arent you
<HiddenGenius83> I turned the TV on, and BOOM! A midget smiling! Like fucking goatse for TV |
#32662 (191/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived in America. |
#32657 (-3/423) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pulp> Pulp ----> 8=======> ~° ~° ~° ~° ~° D: <--- Pulp |
#32656 (140/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<j0rk> they had a pic of that on stileproject
<j0rk> guy suckin his own dick
<kookiekrak> u need a long dick to suck your own
<Mallard> I hurt my neck trying to suck my own dick .. I fell off the toilet
<Pulp> Yeah, I've tried that. My neck hurt for a week but it's possible
<Mallard> mom was like .. are you ok.. I said yeah
<Cloud02> wtf
<[MnM]HITMAN> lol
<Cloud02> the mom knew ?
<Mallard> no she heard me fall off the toilet tho |
#32638 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces?
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> :o depends what you use it for
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> cough
<Root> well... i figured that i was able to get the hampster out, i should be able to get a pencil out |
#32633 (543/785) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> sorry if i disappointed you, people have told me my penis is small before
<fred> FUCK WRONG WINDOW SHIT FUCK BALLS
<fred> if any of you bastards send that to bash ill kill you |
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