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<j0rk> they had a pic of that on stileproject
<j0rk> guy suckin his own dick
<kookiekrak> u need a long dick to suck your own
<Mallard> I hurt my neck trying to suck my own dick .. I fell off the toilet
<Pulp> Yeah, I've tried that. My neck hurt for a week but it's possible
<Mallard> mom was like .. are you ok.. I said yeah
<Cloud02> wtf
<[MnM]HITMAN> lol
<Cloud02> the mom knew ?
<Mallard> no she heard me fall off the toilet tho
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