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#33989 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are |
#33988 (13/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> they're muslim
<jonathans> there is no light at the end of the tunnel
<jonathans> just another tunnel |
#33987 (198/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2
<homerj> I remember when I was like 7 my mom talked about the colored lady down the street
<homerj> I kept looking for some chick that was like all colors of the rainbow |
#33985 (-9/465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatresComment: #ramen
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#33984 (32/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :(
<Wooben> I did go out with this one girl
<Wooben> but she was really scary
<Wooben> I decided i was scared
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that |
#33983 (147/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n, rather than shitty meds
<kurai> At least they included pics to look at while you were deleting it |
#33982 (121/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok.
<J_B_007> *work
<Neon[UK]> did bash cripple you in some industrial accident?Comment: #geekissues
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#33900 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> hypr
<AlmtyBob> NONE of those are funny
<AlmtyBob> but you know I love you anyways
* hypr sets mode: +b-o *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net AlmtyBob
* AlmtyBob was kicked by hypr (tata)
* hypr sets mode: -b *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net
<Conjurer> HAW
<D-viant> he said he loves you eD
<D-viant> that might be the only lovin you're gonna get for a while
<D-viant> I wouldn't look a gift lovin in the mouth!
<D-viant> ;)
<NinjaBot> Or a loving gay friend.Comment: #ramen
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#33933 (115/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serrated Sp00n: What the hell?
Serrated Sp00n: All I've thought about recently is penis and world domination.
Serrated Sp00n: I NEED GET LAID.
Serrated Sp00n: MUST REPRESS URGE TO RULE OVER HUMANITY.
xdev0luti0nx: Oh my god. Somebody better fuck you before you blow us all up with something. |
#33915 (-3/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> fyi 20% done defagging. |
#33976 (131/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serrated Sp00n: WHY THE HELL DO I CRAVE MUNCHIES? WHY AM I LOSING MY COGNITIVE MEMORY?
Serrated Sp00n: I AM NOT A STONER.
Serrated Sp00n: AND YET I AM ACTING LIKE ONE.
Serrated Sp00n: AND GETTING NONE OF THE FRINGE BENIFITS. |
#33975 (125/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it
Serrated Sp00n: lol. All chinese food is americanized, Hannah.
Serrated Sp00n: Real chinese people couldn't afford to eat chinese food the way we do. |
#33968 (110/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: Alcohol 120%
<Brisby> or equivalent
<Chaos`^> How do you use it? it will run an image without burning it?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: acts like a virtual CD drive
<Chaos`^> Sweet ass thanks!
<Chaos`^> Now I can play my porn games without having physical evidence lying around |
#33946 (393/573) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<malady> Hi Pav!
<malady> How's Pravda?
<Pav> Pravda?
<gumby_jd> Probably means Prague...
<Pav> ah! :)
<malady> Yay for being a poorly educated American. ^^
<malady> ...what's the correct spelling?
<Pav> malady: in english Prague, in native language Praha
<malady> Ah... not real sure where I got the vd from.
<malady> ...boy, if I had a nickle for every time I said _that_. |
#33944 (216/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Marc^]: hahahahaha
[Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap
[Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning
[Marc^]: and just realised
[Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/Comment: #tekheads
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#33911 (119/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Neon[UK]> <=D
<@Rjx> penis flower?
<@Neon[UK]> happy hat >:| |
#33906 (138/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RandomSpork> know what's bad
<RandomSpork> I can cause my nose to bleed as if by will
<CyberZ74> Why, do you imagine big breasts?
<RandomSpork> no. want to know how I do it?
<CyberZ74> Nah.
<RandomSpork> first I strtch out my face in a psuedo yawn
<RandomSpork> then I blow a quick puff of air out my nose, like so....aww shit
* RandomSpork is now known as RS||BRB
<Specs> haha
<CyberZ74> ...
* RS||BRB is now known as RandomSpork
<RandomSpork> that was so NOT funny SpecsComment: irc.esper.net #rotfw
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#33905 (189/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RandomSpork> I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday
<RandomSpork> ha ha ha
<RandomSpork> about halfway through the movei
<RandomSpork> the theater starts to get this really BAD smell
<@MrMog> oo?
<RandomSpork> and there's this annoying drip drip dripping sound
<@MrMog> oo???
<RandomSpork> turns out there was a bunch of 7 years olds in the upper seats with large cokes
<@MrMog> ..
<@MrMog> that story sucked
<RandomSpork> but it was TRUE
<@MrMog> I thought there was a dead body or something
<@MrMog> jeez
<RandomSpork> it wasn't coke that was dripping
<@MrMog> ...
<@MrMog> ewwComment: irc.esper.net #rotfw
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#33898 (84/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club |
#33895 (189/411) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ristora> brant: you know gullibles not in the dictionary
<Ristora> it;s crazy :|
<Brant> Ristora: what the crap are you talking about?
<Brant> Ristora: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gullible
<Ristora> hhahhahh
<Brant> HAHAHAHHAHA
<Brant> OMG
<Brant> FUCK YOUComment: I got owned :(
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#33896 (244/458) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#33892 (138/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+PsychicSword) the internet will have gone out of fashion by the time ima gets off 56K |
#33888 (198/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny |
#33887 (246/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<I|O> goin off to college
<I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer
<I|O> dad got me a humidifier
<xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out |
#33885 (397/553) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is
<fyzix> you want me to shove money in your mother? |
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