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#51074 (172/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* wiskic10_4[work] (wiskic10_4@3D6FCCD7.1FA7CA99.E878EC9B.IP) has joined #lobby
<wiskic10_4[work]> you'll never guess where I am...
<wiskic10_4[work]> oh.
<wiskic10_4[work]> damn.
<wiskic10_4[work]> stupid auto-nick...Comment: #lobby on Unerror
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#51050 (186/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President. You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis |
#51049 (-2/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ampitax> <?
<Ampitax> mysql_query("SELECT * FROM nerds WHERE username = Selay");
<Ampitax> ?>
<Vincent> Matches: 1
<Selay> :/ |
#51079 (119/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SD]Away> god i hate the my gf is an oper on a network...makes argueing impossibleComment: random.sssinc2003.net #hosting
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#51024 (118/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hahacornut> I need visual aids for my presentation tomorrow
<Narcissus> go to visual africa |
#51022 (551/691) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend? |
#51018 (204/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates |
#51015 (340/484) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nail: my chemistry teacher has bad grammar
Traceur: how so
Nail: princiPAL laws of quantum numbers
Traceur: he put principle?
Nail: no
Nail: put principal
Traceur: do yuo know the difference between those two wordS?
Nail: yeah, principal is like the school administrator
Nail: because he's your pal
Traceur: 'principal' also means 'main'
Traceur: a 'principle' is a concept
Traceur: your principal failure comes from not understanding the principles of grammar.
Nail: fuck you. |
#51011 (331/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pmv> How do you escape from a for loop?
<Argue> Make a break for it. |
#50968 (319/475) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ralphis> I'm discussing
<fragglet> its spelled disgusting |
#50967 (426/618) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language |
#50951 (280/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Como> mom brought me apple pie
<Como> in bed
<Como> no wonder dad married her |
#50945 (301/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Erika> WTF
<Erika> I JUST TOOK MY WATCH OFF...
<Erika> TO PUT IT ON MY DESK.
<Erika> EXCEPT I PUT MY SPOON ON MY DESK AND MY WATCH IN MY CUSTARD.
<Erika> FUCKComment: #snoopy on irc.double0.net
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#50923 (17/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tama|home> this is a real news article...
<Tama|home> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli. |
#50901 (148/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xeno: *listens to bananphone*
Xeno: its been stuck in my head
Duke: Oh man
Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics.
Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone
Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band
Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!!
Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you |
#50895 (235/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<funkin_dudette> gah, my internets being gay
<mellomeh> wow really? my internet is gay too!
<mellomeh> our internets should totally get married
<funkin_dudette> um no thanks
<mellomeh> so you're saying our internets should break up?
* mellomeh has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* funkin_dudette has quit IRC (*.net *.split) |
#50883 (82/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skreid> so i was trick or treating right
<GODLY> arent u a little old for that?
<skreid> fuck no
<skreid> anyway
<skreid> so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door
<skreid> and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the door, and the woman goes "what are you?"
<skreid> i go "a present", and she gives me candy. just as i start to walk away, she goes
<skreid> "who would want that??"
<skreid> and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH! BURN!" |
#50880 (184/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aq> 1st person shooters are easier to play with than women
<aq> a friend of mine did talk me through some basics
<aq> and it seems far too damn complicated
<aq> it's like a fighter plane's cockpit
<aq> how the hell are we guys supposed to know how to fly those babys when we don't have any simulators
<aq> girls get simulators
<aq> plus there's only the joystick. Women don't have to deal with all the flaps or levers or buttons or nozzles or whatever else...
<aq> I don't even know where the eject button is incase I panic!!! |
#50879 (140/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@pixeldust> i dunno whats getting me higher, the weed i smoked or the Febreeze I use to mask the smell. that shit is pretty strong. |
#50877 (129/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lotusleaf> I wish someone would make a pair of sunglasses which when worn would transform all of the sights into live ascii |
#50857 (285/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it againComment: #wpi
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#50837 (281/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samantha_Carter> is it possible that someone can be so handicapped in his eyesight that he wouldnt see anything with glasses?
<Samantha_Carter> he wouldnt even be able to recognize shapes or anything?
<wilkz> yes sam - its called being blind. |
#50848 (389/505) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jiteo> I remember calling my ISP asking about getting a static IP
< jiteo> poor guy on the other end was so happy to have someone with brains to
talk to
< jiteo> and actually get asked a question that makes sense
< jiteo> on that day I brought warm fuzzies in his life
< jiteo> I will forever be proud
< KrakensDen> :)
< KrakensDen> did you get one?
< jiteo> no |
#50831 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«@cv_otaku» Hey, does anyone know how long Chinese can go in the refrigerator before it goes bad?
«@Tdot[Comic]» ...people or food? |
#50826 (164/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[lenin-communist] you americans hate communism
[@whipsmart] I love Communism... it's because of Communism that Russian girls will give you a blowjob for a pair of LevisComment: Quakenet #FunChat
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