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#50524 (123/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celti> When your life is going down the drain, it's best not to turn on the garbage disposal. |
#50477 (14/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nosebleed> I usually get awakened by any object entering my ass |
#50674 (108/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psych> Huh. Fancy that.
<psych> Scientific discovery: ducks will eat McDonald's chicken nuggets.
<psych> This is either avian cannibalism or a damning critique of McD's... |
#50650 (277/397) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
anomaly aww there are birdies nesting right above my window frame
anomaly the mother is starring at me wondering if I'm gonna eat her young
anomaly how cute
anomaly I think I'll get kfc tonight and freak them out |
#50647 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eonwe> the moon tonight is gorgeous
<Smeghead> Thank you. I just had it waxed.
<JoeK> Oh my god, yes it is
<JoeK> red-orange
<Smeghead> Well, there was some irritation...
* Jessity goes to look
* Smeghead drops trou |
#50632 (199/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<typobox43> I have absolutely zero interest in sharing (all of) my bookmarks. My bookmarks, for the most part, reflect my changing interests and surf habits over time. I would consider it a fairly serious breach of personal privacy were those to be tracked (or trackable). If I decide to share my bookmarks, I want the option for it to be anonymous, and I want it to be able to share only particular subsets of my entire collection.
<demeteloaf> typo doesn't want people knowing about his fetish for emus taking vicious dumps.
<typobox43> I don't bookmark sites I go to daily. |
#50630 (716/854) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< cosmo_gunny> I was at the market buying food, and I was in the dairy department..
< cosmo_gunny> and there were various Land Of Lakes products.. with a big sign that said "LOL CHEESE"
< cosmo_gunny> and I lost it. |
#50589 (138/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calathar> i'm playing civ2
<Calathar> get this
<Calathar> the japanese will kill me if i don't give them mathematics
<Calathar> YOU'RE THE FUCKING JAPANESE, YOU'RE BORN WITH IT |
#50573 (134/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ragnara> 02:58:23 <Supuun> hay guys
<Ragnara> 02:06:32 <Libido> Hay.
<Ragnara> TIME PARADOX
<Ragnara> Oh wait
<Ragnara> Daylight savings |
#50560 (58/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Warrior412> (*)
<+Warrior412> It's an olive.
<+Warrior413> .-.
<+Warrior413> it's a park bench
<+Warrior412> $$$$$$$ it's 7 dollar signs
<+Warrior413> oh
<+Heero> It's two idiots :-PComment: #intuitive on ECNet
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#50549 (81/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hrun> how would a core dump feel?
<rockot> pretty good especially after a big breakfastComment: #sdl on irc.freenode.net
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#50516 (40/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Merturk_NB> lets see how these new speakers work
<sidewinder> by vibration, just like the old ones
<Merturk_NB> work good
<sidewinder> that's nice |
#50582 (124/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zuri> They sell older versions of their antivirus in Spanish, that's why I use the one in English (well, it's not even for me, it's for my mom, I use Linux)
<stilist> sure you use linux... that's like saying you're buying a dildo `for a friend' ;) |
#50574 (297/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
EternalFootman: 25g of wafers and 20mL of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of Jesus. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?
LittleBunny32: if you assume that the material properties of GOD possess an infinite enthalpy, and obviously that of mortal materials are finite, then the transubstantiation process requires an infinite amount of energy and will freeze the entire universe. Alternately, if we assume they can be transmuted from the infinite creative capabilities (and energy) of GOD, then by combusting them we can receive an infinite amount of free energy and the catholic church is holding out on us |
#50571 (169/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> We recieved our Red Ribbon Week wristbands yesterday.
<GenericLoser> (Red Ribbon Week has long past.)
<GenericLoser> Our instructor said, "You should probably wear these anyway."
<GenericLoser> Making a joke, I replied, "Yeah, just because Red Ribbon Weeks is over, that doesn't mean you can start doing drugs again."
<GenericLoser> And our instructor replies, very serious, "Yeah, my goal is to stay off for a month." |
#50599 (147/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rev> I dunno, now I have an extra hour, kinda. I mean, it'll FEEL like I do.
<Rev> But only for today.
<Rev> So I have to use it wisely.
<Nick> porn.
<Rev> Right.
<Inferno> Agreed.
<Rev> An extra hour of porn.Comment: Daylight savings time
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#50484 (223/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ChrisH> Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
<@ChrisH> by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
<@ChrisH> "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His
<@ChrisH> staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
<@ChrisH> president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks
<@ChrisH> up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!" |
#50686 (17/189) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen? |
#50475 (343/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rohoho> dude
<Rohoho> your not gonna believe this
<Rohoho> some bastard is picking my mangos
<Ranju> go fuck him up
<Rohoho> brb...
<Ranju> kk
<Rohoho> WTF
<Rohoho> he fucken hit me!
<Rohoho> with my own mango |
#50471 (164/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
so far gone fia: i fell asleep today in class
so far gone fia: it was so nice
scythen32: they don't kill you for that sort of thing at your school?
so far gone fia: well, we were watching a movie
so far gone fia: on buddhism
so far gone fia: i was "meditating" |
#50467 (129/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nipya: I just produced award-winning television.
Nipya: we played smash brothers melee on the college tv station, with group commentary |
#50466 (148/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shifter> fucking stupid bitch cunt whore skank peice of shit driver
<Shifter> some stupid bitch somes down my street, not realizing its a dead end
<Shifter> shes driving a fucking ford earth destroyer 2007
<Shifter> she goes to make a 3 point turn, realizes she cant without going over the curb
<Shifter> she just decides to drive up on my fucking yard and tear up my fucking grass
<Shifter> when she saw me on the front porch smoking a cig, she gave me one of those bitchy shrugs, and drove off.
<Shifter> god damnit i hate people. |
#50462 (190/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tyger> I freaking love this time of year.
<Tyger> It's the only time you can bury a corpse in your front yard and nobody comments.Comment: October 27, #egs
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#50455 (147/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wrmachine> Your search - sluts! did not return any results.
<wrmachine> screw it, google video sucks. |
#50443 (122/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(elus) oh one bum was taking money in exchange for verbal abuse
(elus) my friend gave him 1 dollar and bitched him out
(BlackDeth) you can bitch out bums for free
(BlackDeth) he got ripped off |
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