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#50435 (76/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Panther: Play Civ4 until my eyes bleed.
Panther: Then wash them out and play some more.
Xeno: ...
Xeno: =( damn all I'm gonna do is have tons of sex eat pizza and watch anime..
Panther: X.x
Panther: You win.
Xeno: ::bow:: |
#50434 (99/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Timelord> I am heading down to Cingular to go punch a CSR in the face.
<Timelord> Later all.
<Tuan> haha
<TacoWork> chip a tooth for me.
<mattsteg_> if you don't get your monthly quota of punches in, they roll over to next monthComment: #2cpu on irc.freenode.net
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#50433 (258/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< TMH-> DEAR MOTHERFUCKING KDE DEVELOPERS
< TMH-> HEY I'VE GOT A CRAZY IDEA FOR YOU
< TMH-> WHEN I SET A FILE ASSOCIATION LIKE MPLAYER OPENS AVI FILES
< TMH-> IT MIGHT MEAN THAT I WANT MPLAYER TO OPEN AVI FILES
< TMH-> LOVE,
< TMH-> TMH
<+swight1> what a concept
<ducklord> you're crazy |
#50430 (176/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nazrat> So is Chad completely gone now?
<AB> No. There's still a slight stain. |
#50427 (121/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bog2435> i wunna ask bout INVERT in msPaint -> i invert the image, save.. but then when i open it and invert it it goes backwards to the original!
<bog2435> how do i save it inverted so it can't be reversed to the original.. i want to protect my photo from steal, see! |
#50420 (-5/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix
<kiljoi> it's all black, and as soon as you power up, all your hardware cuts it's wrists |
#50391 (271/485) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamiteComment: Slashdot
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#50384 (259/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gpstratomaster> yea, but i make 15.63 an hour and i'm not complaining...
<BEST_LAOS_FLAG> I make approximately 3425 an hour, but our currency is devalued by unfair trade restrictions, and so i am really quite poor
<BEST_LAOS_FLAG> my spirit, however, is indominable!
<gpstratomaster> good for you!!!
<gpstratomaster> what do you do?
<gpstratomaster> for a job
<BEST_LAOS_FLAG> i work in factory for Tyco
<BEST_LAOS_FLAG> i make toys for small, disobedient American children
<gpstratomaster> nice...i had a r/c car when i was little |
#50343 (69/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<polpotpie> Guy came into the photo store today to pick up a roll we had developed.
<polpotpie> He goes, “I have no idea what’s on this roll.”
<polpotpie> I said with a smile, “Sir, sometimes those can be the best ones!”
<polpotpie> He replies, “My son was killed in a car crash 2 weeks ago and this roll was in his car.”
<polpotpie> C’est la vie. |
#50342 (4/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shinji> Alright, let's put it this way.
<Shinji> Your body is a mansion, and your white blood cells keep it neat and tidy. AIDS comes along, and your WBCs go on vacation and AIDS is left over to watch the place.
<Shinji> They throw House Party 7
<Shinji> And invite all their disease friends for a wild and crazy time, trashing your body in the process
<Link> Then the whities come home and go "WTF!?"
<Shinji> The film goes direct to video and doesn't sell
<Shinji> THE END. |
#50260 (-5/417) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<animus5> wow did anyone see those 2 quotes on qdb thatre exactly the same
<junki3xxl> haha 2 ppl just put the same quote up on qdb
<junki3xxl> lol nice timing
<animus5> they both--wow and I was just going to say how sad THAT was
<animus5> but I think we just topped it for patheticness
<junki3xxl> this never happened
<animus5> so am I putting it up or are you? |
#50352 (139/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Nivasi won't discuss her heydays of the funky mushrooms (not even from 30 yrs ago its sacred thing
<miyako> yeah, I got into mushrooms for a while
<miyako> someone gets you to try a portabella, then you think "maybe a morel" next thing you know your letting bums on the street do blow out of your ass crack to get a fix for your shitakes |
#50337 (155/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito
<ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos
<ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature |
#50220 (196/430) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foicite> Nothing brightens your day like Japanese girls gasping and moaning as they laud your sexual prowess. |
#50431 (49/181) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh. Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees |
#50350 (193/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit! |
#50388 (356/496) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slater_> I HATE sticky keys!
<Slater_> I specifically remember being just about to take that perfect headshot in Counter-Strike, tapping the shift-key to sneak a bit forward for a clean view. ...and then...
<Slater_> "Hello! We think you must be severely handicapped, since you just pressed the shift key. We will now close your game and teach you a bit about using your computer with no hands. Love thy Windows experience!" |
#50381 (156/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening |
#50372 (162/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HardCoresHeep: I'm having a 3 way with Nina and Andrew.
Californian: mk
HardCoresHeep: ..
HardCoresHeep: ^Conversation
HardCoresHeep: a 3 way conversation |
#50369 (140/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.Comment: #homeworld
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#50344 (145/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<che> there's a programmer's union?
<Wintermute> yes
<Wintermute> Local 100100101110101010010 |
#50338 (169/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(placid|work) i knew a girl that was fat just because of her asthma medication
(@Rayn) what was she taking for asthma ... cheeseburgers? |
#50339 (169/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CatDog: I'm gonna ask the girl in english class what wow sever she plays on
CatDog: other guys get phone numbers i get ip addressesComment: irc.bungie.org #hat-trick
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#50274 (458/600) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shivra-Aphoditie> I don't want 2 sit here and be insulted!
<Vredig> Then the internet probably isn't for you. |
#50253 (244/404) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Diana15 [RubyiyuX@CBL217-132-105-79.bb.netvision.net.il] has joined #geekissues
-!- mode/#geekissues [+b *!*@CBL217-132-105-79.bb.netvision.net.il] by debt
-!- Diana15 was kicked from #geekissues by c-rOCK [banned]
< Omnica> bot?
<@debt> assume so
< Omnica> you assume so cause what girl in the right mind would join #geekissues?
<@debt> yes |
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