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#307175* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Bek> Nobody likes you Alter-Ego
<Alter-Ego> bek
<Alter-Ego> go suck a n****r
<@Bek> Fuck you
<Alpha> it's true
<Alpha> Alpha is a douche.
<Alpha> Alter-Ego* |
#307191* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-!- dented42 [~dented42@155-99-187-97.uconnect.utah.edu] has joined #malkier
< dented42> isn't that how socialism was created?
< dented42> when someone said to his fellows:
< dented42> "Come, let us lick each others elbows!"
-!- mode/#malkier [+b *!*dented42@*.uconnect.utah.edu] by rintaun
-!- dented42 was kicked from #malkier by lanfear [Banned]
-!- mode/#malkier [-b *!*dented42@*.uconnect.utah.edu] by rintaun
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< dented42> ?
<@rintaun> sorry, i meant to say
<@rintaun> hi
<@rintaun> the keys are right next to each other |
#307277* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Me: rainy day...
Tim: Random comment much.
Me: hey, weather is a conversation starter...
Tim: For a generaly broad catagory of conversations.
Me: So, how's the whether there?
Tim: I bloody fucking wonder.
Me: So do i... weird.
Tim: How so?
Me: So, how is the weather there?
Tim: It is as it is.Comment: Text Messaging
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#307299* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Glaug-Eldare> government clowns
<Glaug-Eldare> socialist clownocracy
<Glaug-Eldare> tellin the country man how to throw his own partyComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#307558* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mike> bitch i have 12 GB of ramComment: #raspberryheaven
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#307800* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"It is better to be good most the time than to be great some of the time" Jesus Alejandro Cisneros |
#307938* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JackBeePee> You called eachother? Was it really awkward?
<JackBeePee> Like
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> *silence*
<HelenB[Station]> JackBeePee: lol kinda
<HelenB[Station]> it was more like...
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> oh me neither
<HelenB[Station]> then silence
<HelenB[Station]> then all of a sudden
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing to tomorrow?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> me neither
<HelenB[Station]> and then
<HelenB[Station]> 5 mins later
<HelenB[Station]> one of us would say
<HelenB[Station]> i'm gettin a drinkComment: #kottnet
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#307945* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** The channel topic is "Linux help and discussion; FREE for all, not just a few. Don't ask to ask, just ask. :) PeterFA is NOT naked. ". |
#308001* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* noms has joined #inportb
GameOver> Monkey see, monkey do, monkey sad.
<Allison> monkey dance.
<Moon_Doggy> monkey prance
<Allison> monkey romance
<Moon_Doggy> monkey pregnant
<wtf-honey> bad monkey
<Allison> monkey daddy
<Allison> noms: explain yo'self
<wtf-honey> lol |
#308002* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Coffeebean has found an invisible pussy.
* Coffeebean rejoices.
<Chuckles> STAY AWAY FROM MAH BUTT
<Coffeebean> wat
<Dauntless> ...
<Chuckles> Wut.Comment: Coffeebean meant it as in a cat.
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#308231* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< marduk> aparaatti: congratulations
< marduk> you have won yourself a free re-install
< Vinky> aparaatti, you cant switch from no-multilib to a multilib profile
< aparaatti> it was going to well anyway
<+TitanOfOld> hehe
< marduk> because multilib sandbox needs to compile 32bit version of sandbox
< marduk> and he can't make 32bit binaries.. because he was in no-multilib
< aparaatti> so what is this sandbox?
< marduk> aparaatti: it's a portage utility
< marduk> builds are run in a sandbox
< marduk> so as not to accidentally damage your system
< marduk> users do enough of that on their own :)Comment: #gentoo
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#308281* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+hfinity> a question: why does alcohol exist to drink :S
<@Moon_DogNook> I think you answered your own question
<+hfinity> It is good for medical reasons but to drink omg y u destroy ur liver and mind
<+hfinity> yukk
<@Moon_DogNook> Again, you answered your own question
<+hfinity> :D |
#308385* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* %tico uses genitalia on nimper
<+nimper> it's super effective ;) |
#308386* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
P00PL0RD I could go for a good output
P00PL0RD make an offsite backup of my lunch
P00PL0RD that compression is a bitch |
#308413* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vidavi> Wow... I just had the worst brain fart
<Vidavi> Brain says "Cetera means 'others', so what does triceratops mean?" |
#308465* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hjorten> why won't wellfare help you out? is it cause you're parents are gonna get the apartment for you?
<Hjorten> err
<Hjorten> your*
* Hjorten cannot live with the shame
* Hjorten commits ritualistic suicide
* Hjorten turns
<*> Hjorten is now known as Hjortzombie
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains?
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains! |
#308467* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Militant slides hotdog firmly between boobs
<dabc> stick a sparkler in her ass and light it and then sing the national anthem
* Militant finds a decent sized sparkler and shoves it in preethi's ass and lights it with his bic
[8:39pm] <Militant> OOOOOOOOH SAY
<Militant> CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
<Militant> BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIGHT
<preethi> i feel very used right now
<Militant> WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
<preethi> and why do i have a hot dog between my boobs
<Militant> AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING
<dabc> cos your boobs are so hot it can cook it |
#308636* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<s17> i crashed my talkatone app by adding a home number the same as the cell number for a contact
<s17> booo
<jeian> #firstworldproblems
<s17> yay, it recovered, nevermind
<s17> i got your first world problems right here
* s17 grabs crotch
<jeian> indeed
<jeian> people are dying from war and hunger everywhere, a small penis is indeed a first world problem
<gelato> unless
<gelato> having a small penis decrease your chances of having sex
<gelato> which, in the third world, decreases your chances of getting hiv/aids or another sti
<gelato> in that case, having a small penis is a third world bonus
* jeian quirks an eyebrow
<jeian> ... I like the way you think, comrade
<gelato> 8=D |
#308677* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<darkf> wow that was a painful shit
<darkf> I had to chant "I expel thee demons from my anus!" |
#308691* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Spardot> needs to be tomorrow
<@Loskene> you could have been playing borderlands 2 while waiting
<@Loskene> good god what a brilliant game
<@Loskene> tediore guns are fantastic
<@Spardot> no I just finished my druid not too long ago
<@Spardot> tomorrow...POKEMON
>>> Spardot DANCES
<@Loskene> I have a burst fire electric sniper rifle, an assault rifle that shoots rockets, a target seeking flechette smg, a rocket launcher that launches itself at the enemy instead of reloading
<@Loskene> brilliant shit
<@Spardot> I HAVE MY 3 85S
<@Spardot> 4 85s if you count my worgen
<@Loskene> wow, numbers
<@Spardot> psh
<@Spardot> you think thats bad
<@Loskene> :V
<@Spardot> reforging is a nightmare
<@Loskene> I'm having fun instead of that |
#308699* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Paimun> BILL CLINTON WAS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY ANOTHER GIRL TO STOP THE REPEAL THE GLASS-STEAGAL ACT, AS A RESULT WE ALL GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS
<Paimun> THANKS A LOT BILL CLINTON'S SEMEN |
#308743* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<articuno1au> -irc.neowin.net- Exiting with status 15 (Received SIGTERM)
<articuno1au> interesting
<Bemis|BL2> SIGTERM!
<Bemis|BL2> should be a band name
The_Decryptor sends Bemis|BL2 SIGTERM
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#308748* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~sith> i just always wondered what havoc we could have done if we had every little internet ready device back then
<TaylorSwift> i know eh
* TaylorSwift in 1999: "wtf are pencils"Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308767* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ICO|coffee> in fact, it makes me a little sad. but I don't know if that's wrong of me. who am I to say shoving an eggplant up your cooter is wrong?Comment: #ketofree
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<Merovoth> Some of these arch users have psychological problems. |
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