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#309000* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maestro> I thought lavalamps were genetically engineered pets
<maestro> well for stoners |
#309016* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nawcom> fps counters on a computer screen is just another way to measure your dick on camera |
#309126* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blueskin> while true; do $yearOfLinuxDesktop=`echo "\`date +%Y\` +1 | bc`; done |
#309235* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<powersurge> you guys know how they have ice cream sandwiches? why not ice cream hot pockets
<powersurge> they'll call em cold pockets
<powersurge> you guys I need to get hot pocket's number |
#309341* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Topic in ##Photoshop is ""literally just fucking installed Photoshop and Flash CS6, don't ask questions about what's different yet""
Set by RD700NX on 06 April 2013 at 03:14:43
<marble> Are brush strokes really smoother in CS6? |
#309349* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Number_Six> even when I was 5, I knew captain and tenille sucked
<Clay> Why do you think she smiled so much! |
#309397* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> By the way did I tell you guys, I don't use the term homosexual anymore when I refer to my gay friends?
<Killswitch> I call them Homiesexuals. |
#309470* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<curses> i just ate a cactus =)
<Lestat> and i hope you took the spines off:p
<curses> yeah
<Lestat> i don't know how people can do that
<Lestat> just pop it in and chew
<Lestat> uyggghh
<curses> tastes like MDMA
<curses> MDMA is the new chicken |
#309540* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[17:10:54] <tesla> It is weird to see, for example, a blog written by a man who is kept in chastity by his wife for short periods, but otherwise has an entirely vanilla relationship with her.
[17:11:21] <tesla> It's like somebody grafted the front-end of a VW onto a Honda. |
#309571* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Pedro: so did you take your child to 7 11 to get breakfast?
phobos_anomaly: No. So when do the doctors expect you to regain feeling in your fingers? I bet they laughed till they had tears in their eyes over you managing to blow off two fingers using only sparklers.
Pedro left the room. |
#309600* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shymega> /o Ashhh
<lemonzest> \o
<Ashhh> o/ shymega
<shymega> ah... just found out why my o/'s didn't look right
<shymega> dammnitComment: #megworld
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#309603* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SoniEx2> whatever you do, just don't go check EnderMoney's twitter
<@copygirl> if that's reverse psychology, it's not working
<SoniEx2> it's not
<SoniEx2> I suck at coding
<SoniEx2> :/
<SoniEx2> also "x==y ? true : false"
<@copygirl> that indeed does look bad
<SoniEx2> ikr :/ |
#309621* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Alige> wushin, want a challenge?
< wushin> Why the hell not, I've lived long enough.
< Alige> Draw an urchin in pixel art
< Alige> :P
< wushin> Like a poor kid?
< wushin> or sea creature?
< Alige> I'm doing it right now and it's as harmful as having it stuck in your ass
< Alige> sea creature of course |
#309622* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Bladerunner> How would being staff fulfill you personally?
<@Bladerunner> These are just questions we might ask interviewees.
<Dragonite> It would change my life for the best.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect. Next question. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
<Dragonite> Lol....as a computer scientist.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect.Comment: Phuzion IRC
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#309648* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oojacoboo> I feel like Walt from Breaking Bad over here trying to kill this mother fucking fly
<oojacoboo> it's contaminating my dev environment
<oojacoboo> just landed on my fucking hand
<oojacoboo> the gall |
#309658* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<crimson> Windows 8 is my love
<Dragostini> crimson: Please tell me you aren't serious
<Dragostini> Please.
<crimson> can't you hear the sarcasm in my letters?Comment: #cg
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#309945* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> wilford brimley is a demon walking amongst us
<TheBadSpoon> the diabeetus diablo |
#309951* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
18:34:44 <@Axu> pull my finger
18:36:47 -!- Netsplit hub.ircnet.ee <-> irc.estpak.ee quits: fiQ
18:36:48 -!- Netsplit hub.uk <-> *.ee quits: cougar_s, tarko, Cougar |
#309963* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mikemol|zoe > LzrdKing: Pursuant to the "bug vs feature request" discussion...I've been considering setting up a bug tracker for my household. Though some days "get out of bed before 9AM" might be a feature request, not a bug...
<LzrdKing > hah!
<bhboots > thats great
<mikemol|zoe > Actively pondering having Zabbix call out to track things like my utilities (consumption and bills), credit card and bank account balances.
<mikemol|zoe > I was convinced it might be necessary when the city (who hauls away my trash) forgot how to email me to tell me the account was getting low. A three-month backlog of dirty diapers can change one's priorities...
<LzrdKing > indeeed
<mikemol|zoe > Er. three week, not three month.
<LzrdKing > phew
<mikemol|zoe > indeed. |
#310280* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> my weird old neighbor keeps tilling the same patch of soil over and over again
<TheBadSpoon> I think he might be trying to get in shape that way
<TheBadSpoon> or he thinks he's planting magic beans that will sprout into a floating platform in 7 years like in Ocarina of Time |
#310320* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* RealM (~re@55181C7C.C10AE39C.25B41B1E.IP) has joined
<RealM> Anyone wanna earn daily profits of 150$ to 500$ now with Copy system in Forex? real, sure, safe, fast, easy, start with very small capital invest 50$ or more, free guide, tips, training, msg me for any details or add skype : benjordan2010
* Kaos_Machina has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<Caffeine-Kun> hah
* Aegelward (~William@Rizon-7090DDBD.wolv.cable.virginm.net) has joined
<Chavez> So how long do we have to wait before RealM gets banned
<Chavez> ed, wake up
<deadghost> why would we ban someone useful that wants us to make money safely and easily?
<Caffeine-Kun> seems like a stand-up guy to me
<Caffeine-Kun> very reputable
<ed> effory
<ed> t
* ed gives voice to RealM
<Chavez> wow
<ed> close emough
<Caffeine-Kun> hue |
#310353* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Floating_Moideen> "Visual studio is fucking up your harddrive. You may cancel the operation at anytime by pressing cancel"
<Floating_Moideen> <presses cancel>
<Floating_Moideen> nothing happens
<Floating_Moideen> then ... crash
<Floating_Moideen> morons
* Floating_Moideen misses intellij idea |
#310372* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
JDHankle: it's like Hyde for python?
JDHankle: or blogofile?
JDHankle: i dunno whats popular in python
JDHankle: it's sort of like Statamic, except not dynamic.
danlamanna: that sort of makes me want to use Hyde
danlamanna: but.. WordPress just works TM
JDHankle: i dunno man, static site generators are pretty nice. Nothing Just Works(tm) better than HTML, CSS and JS :P
danlamanna: mod WSGI with Apache is pretty easy
danlamanna: but nothing's easier than PHP with Apache
JDHankle: how about Apache....WITHOUT PHP
* JDHankle drops mic |
#310432* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iMike> there is a cure for the scourge known as the common cold
<iMike> it's called bloodletting, you will feel great :-) |
#310473* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(nathan) are we being nostalgic
(tonyb486) no that was five minutes ago nathan
(tonyb486) get with the program
(nathan) aw
(tonyb486) it was simplier times
(nathan) remember five minutes ago? it was great, we could be nostalgic and shit
(tonyb486) five minutes ago
(nathan) damnit, tonyb486
(tonyb486) rofl we both decided to be nostalgic about being nostalgic
(tonyb486) thats hilarious |
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