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#305992* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a deptor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people." - Tom Zegan |
#306039* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mich> when working on my ambient album, I obviously aim for making it ambient
<TheCoreMan> yeah lol
<TheCoreMan> Captain Obvious is ObviousComment: theaudioportal.com
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#306053* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
fryinhades: i hate it when they take my cock blacks!
fryinhades: wow... typo |
#306060* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
atari2600a: you're no fun when it comes to future animal carcassesComment: & not a single fuck was given that day
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#306288* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: Oh the fuuuucking irony! i just bought A BRAND NEW light bulb..... the second i screw it in and turn on, POOFFFFFFFF its dead .__.
HelgeSverre: 1st year electronics didn't teach me shit!Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#306304* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Matt> Any idea where one would acquire two to three bricks of cocaine with a relatively rapid turnaround time?
<Matt> ...no
<Matt> And you're not in high-school anymore.
<Mike> That doesn't mean I can't still do cocaine
<Mike> |: |
#306323* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Nevermore> PANTHOR
<@Panthor> hey
<@Panthor> buckeroo
<@Panthor> how are you
<@Panthor> mr snoo
<@Panthor> you are fine
<@Panthor> mr cloudy nine
<@Panthor> how am i?
<@Panthor> oh i am high! |
#306326* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-!- mode/#2600 [+l 1] by WANg
<%WANg> Whoops.
<@elmar> ...
<@elmar> set it to something real.
-!- mode/#2600 [+l 2] by WANg |
#306375* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
crazycon500: heyy
HelgeSverre: Hey Craaaaaaazyyyy Cooooon!
crazycon500: :P
HelgeSverre: how may i help you today.
crazycon500: nothin special
HelgeSverre: i got GREAT deals on used toilet paper and coffee mugs!
HelgeSverre: only 9.99£!
crazycon500: no thanks, ive alredy brought what i want :D
HelgeSverre: Ok have a nice day sir.Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#306400* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
important info :
## Freezoka is a free web hosting service ##
HelgeSverre: i have taken the burden of being the Unofficial Admin/Helper on the Freezoka Forums...
HelgeSverre: "FREEZOKA HAS BEEN BANNED MY SITE FOR OVERLOAD THE SERVERS AND TELL ME VPS/OR DEDICATED, SO HELP ME PLEASE" T_T FucktardComment: OverTheGun.com
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#306525* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%DJ_Thunderr> (19:32:13) <%Lilmikee> that's too many halves to manage feasably.-------- That's what she said xD
<%Lilmikee> What.
<Moosie> ..
<bennerman1> that's...
<bennerman1> morbid
<bennerman1> and gory
<bennerman1> this is going on the quote database |
#306537* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SexBot> comfort isnt what i'm gonna cum off mommy's tits.Comment: irc.esper.net/botfight
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#306557* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<a> Hello, I'm Christian
<b> im muslim
<a> Well, hello Muslim!Comment: English can sometimes be a funny language :)
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#306626* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Melodia: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY KawaiiIris
Melodia: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY KawaiiIris
^SomeFrenchBrony is now known as SomeFrenchBrony.
Melodia: ....fucvk stupid thing
Fireant: ...
Fireant: nice password.
BlacklightShining: lol?
Toumaz joined the chat room.
Fireant left the chat room. (Quit: Fireant)
BlacklightShining: Melodia: you may want to change your password right about now
Fireant joined the chat room.
Fireant was promoted to administrator by ChanServ.
Fireant was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
Melodia: Yeah I can't figure out how
BlacklightShining: before people start messing around with your account
SillyFilly:
Ossalaa: those words bring back horrible, horrible memories T~T
Melodia: Without just releasing
BlacklightShining: /msg NickServ help
BlacklightShining: your friend ^
SillyFilly: you always should do that in the Server tab
Ossalaa: i lost my original account Ossala cause i changed my pass and forgot it XDComment: #EquestriaAfterDark on irc.geekshed.net
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#306656* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Erebia> so i hear Amy winehouse died, looks like the drugs finally got to her.
<Lee> yeah she became more drug than human..
<Erebia> looks like *puts on sunglasses* they can't take her to rehab now YEAHHHHHH |
#306763* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Octavia: i'd knock the jems off her flank
AtomicBrony: ...
Octavia: ges
Octavia: gems
Sketch: llol
Octavia: alskdfhjskjadfh
AtomicBrony: JEM
AtomicBrony: TRULY OUTRAGES
Octavia: haha
AtomicBrony: OUTRAGEOUSComment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306900* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DannySwish: so Blackie says to me on iChat "Blackl_shrug.png" and what do I says to him? I says "Is that the latest fad?" and You know what he says to me? He says "Black_eeyup.png" so wat do I says ta dat? I says "Danny_shitting.gif"
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: true 2^
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
DannySwish: .gif chosen with reason.
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
• ^BlacklightShining wonders if .png's can be animated
Freeze_Pop: They cannot.
^BlacklightShining: …aww
Freeze_Pop: And please don't be png all over the place, we have toilets for that.
Freeze_Pop: ;pComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306906* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Octavia (~octavia@protectedhost-D35EE85F.ks.ks.cox.net) left the chat room. (Quit: o/~ Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? o/~)
DannySwish: "-that would be funny, if it weren't so sad."
DannySwish: "Now you have been replaced, I dont need anyone now~"
^BlacklightShining: Well, you have been replaced *
^BlacklightShining: inb4 DannySwish CLOSANUFF
DannySwish: I no say dat
DannySwish: hawhawhaw
^BlacklightShining: you /would/ have, had I not inb4'd it
^BlacklightShining: I'm sure of that
• DannySwish resists the urge to do so.
^BlacklightShining: lol
^BlacklightShining: inb4 DannySwish CLOSANUFF's anyway
DannySwish: yeah, I would ha-CLOSANUFF
^BlacklightShining: I KNEW IT
^BlacklightShining: I BUCKING /KNEW/ IT
DannySwish: and, no, I would not have said "anyway"
DannySwish: …………anyway...
DannySwish: DAMNIT!
^BlacklightShining: *hybrid of ^.^ XD and :P *
^BlacklightShining: *with 20% more XD *
DannySwish: WTF LOL XD
^BlacklightShining: lol XD
DannySwish: hawhahawhwhawhwhawComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306939* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<awilcox> /what/ does that have anything to do with?
<awilcox> I have some made in china too!
<awilcox> it doesn't mean I like china! |
#306998* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Steve> Jobs?Comment: #7chan
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#307042* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[15:37:56] <@Rjx> god damn it
[15:38:06] <@Rjx> whoever said I'd learn to like the Star Trek Enterprise theme was right |
#307126* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zhivago> Do you have a C book?
<R0b0t1> (say yes)
<Zhivago> No. Answer honestly.
<Zhivago> Robot is also a useless arsehole.
<dnano91> actually not...
<Zhivago> Go and get one.
<Zhivago> You can't learn C by banging on the keyboard like a monkey.
<Zhivago> It might work for python or javascript, but it doesn't work for C.
<Zhivago> A library may be useful.
<dnano91> i'm studying computer science and now i have to learn c
<Zhivago> Good. So go to the library and get a C book.
<R0b0t1> A book is helpful, but if you have good reference material habits you can do without one.
<Zhivago> Robot: And end up like you? I wouldn't recommend it.
<R0b0t1> :|Comment: This is why I love ##c
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#307132* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
By any chance, do you know any free HTML5 compilers? |
#307134* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
We built this city!
We built this city on cock and ballsssss |
#307142* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GOD> hitler
<GOD> was the second coming
<Dwarf> So, I'm second coming :DComment: #chat@rizon
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