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#305027* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Is Thomas Sangster a clone of Matt Smith, is one of them an android, or can I adjust the Mental Age of the Doctor with my volume remote? |
#305028* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Apparently Jimbo Wales is the First Prince of the United States and "1st Prince of the United States, Paramount Leader of the Internet". Matt Smith is his willing Trained Monkey King. |
#305035* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
They should make an Emotionally-Stunted Fossils Anonymous... |
#305041* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
The "Double-Hearted Doctors are Androids" myth does not make economic sense. Why invest in a cyborg when you can hire a desperate talented intern? Is "being made of plastic" a metaphor for Cannabis use? |
#305060* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Steph(v)ens Levitt and Dubner have trained their Monkey well. |
#305063* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: All Celebrity Fake Quotes from Mixelica are a result of satire, paraody, or some other fakness of hilarity bullshit. |
#305105* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mixelica: Karen's dating a Real Man, so I can only assume you moved in with one or more Dudes.
Moot: I wouldn't know. |
#305117* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ms thurman: I was only attempting to prevent Clinical Depression by obtaining some Good Friends and an Obsession... Now it's back to therapy, lucky me... |
#305118* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: So I was thinking... I may now hae the power to seek vengence against the 4Chan Random Board, but if I Dreamwalk without the malenerds' consent, I would be no better than ZombieJesus...
DonnaSimpson: So I tried to obtain consent, but there are only 35 Mature Time Lords available at this time.
DonnaSimpson: So then I just thought "screw it" and leeched. |
#305119* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: So I was thinking... I may now have the power to seek vengence against the 4Chan Random Board, but if I Dreamwalk without the malenerds' consent, I would be no better than ZombieJesus...
DonnaSimpson: So I tried to obtain consent, but there are only 35 Mature Time Lords available at this time.
DonnaSimpson: So then I just thought "screw it" and leeched. |
#305122* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
SanGine: The British Edward Cullen is stalking Alice in Wonderland. Does Alice have any legal recourse?
Crispy: She could always launch a Class Action Law Suit, but Alice seems to like being stalked, so I don't really see the point of suing... |
#305153* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
SnowMan: I AM THOR!!!
Loki: As you wish...
*LIGTNING STRIKES SNOWMAN* |
#305167* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*PHONE RINGS IN SNOWMAN'S FRONT POCKET*
SnowMan: My ass is buzzing! |
#305169* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BritishGirl#1: You are *staying in Africa or months at a time?* That sounds so scary!
BritishGirl#2: I know, but I should get through it...
MixieFox: *You guys could always just summer in your favorite places...*
Disclaimer: I don't recall exactly how long she was planning to stay, or whether she was staying in Africa. |
#305172* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Every other Doctor seems retarded... Sorry but they just seem retarded... |
#305182* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I feel trapped in a series of Shakespeare plays. I had no idea Shakespeare was so deranged! |
#305259* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* fuck
* fuck you
<Supra> me fucks fuck
<Supra> FUCK
* Supra fucks fuck
* theleft is now known as fuck_go
<fuck_go> hell
<fuck_go> to hell
<fuck_go> fuck |
#305376* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
WHO DAT GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS AGAIN NEXT YEAR
ANYBODY |
#305396* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
If you succeed in the world with half an effort, put in the full effort and own it! |
#305678* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pitz> My name is pitz
<pitz> I have a plan
<pitz> To lick your dick
<pitz> As fast as I can |
#305681* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
01:14 Toats So.. I'm going to be serious for a second. Is it considered quite strange if I'm 22 years old, quite slim and fit, have a pretty big penis (in both length 'and' girth), yet I haven't 'actually' had sex? |
#305704* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
evilnick_B> A, C, G, T are the [something]s that make up DNA
<gevaerts> bases
<gevaerts> Which is why DNA can never make baseless allegations |
#305758* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jantaro> how the fuck am I supposed to figure out the neutrino flux through the earth?
<@Jantaro> am I gonna have to use math?
<@Jantaro> dammit
<@Pieman> wat
<+Cody810> wat
<@this1neguy> wat
<@Jantaro> wat
<@[]> wat
<@Otend> wat
<+Cody810> wat
<@TheJoeToGuy> wat
<@Otend> wat
<+Cody810> WHAT
<@sid> taw
<@Jantaro> cccccc-combobreakerComment: irc.gamesurge.net
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#305839* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
bus-station-betty portcall's mouth has 2 positions: 1) fulla dick 2)half fulla dick |
#305927* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
human centipede... quen you see it you´ll shit...wait... nevermind. |
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