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#310564* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I like big flanks and I cannot lie.
<Jigsy> You other bronies can't deny. |
#310601* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[13:04] <+musky> !w <snip>
[13:04] <@bowner> <snip> (43.1°N/89.3°W); Conditions: Partly Cloudy; Temperature: 16°F (-8.9°C); Windchill: 2°F (-17°C); Wind: WNW at 14 MPH (22 KPH); Humidity: 45%
[13:04] <+musky> partly cloudy my ass
[13:05] <+fant0m> Musky's ass-smell scared the clouds away
[13:05] <+musky> my ass smells like roses
[13:05] <+musky> and warm apple pie
[13:06] <+musky> and that is because I like to shove warm apple pie and roses up my ass....
<+musky> (you know you were thinking it)
* fant0m moves away from musky, saying to him "Why don't you shove normal things up your ass? Like buttplugs??!"
<+musky> "shove normal things up your ass" - fant0m
<+musky> *quote of the dayComment: A DCer chat IRC chan
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#310621* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<graphitemaster> this is just lovely libssl/src/crypto/sha/asm/sha1-586.pl
<graphitemaster> they managed to mix two of the most ugliest things imaginable
<graphitemaster> perl and inline assembly
<graphitemaster> > using perl as an assembler
<graphitemaster> at least it's not perl 6 :P
<dalias> :)
<nsz> oh you just found the openssl perl-asm hack?
<nsz> it can be disabled though..
<chris2> i thought libressl killed that shit
<graphitemaster> all it's missing is m4 macros
<chris2> haha
<nedko> :)
<dalias> :)
<dalias> iirc the asm in openssl is not even valid for shared libs; it's full of textrels
<Shiz> thanks
<Shiz> now i feel like crying |
#310644* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ElderP> 'lo littlebunnyfufu
<littlebunnyfufu> That wasn't supposed to happen.
<littlebunnyfufu> :P
<littlebunnyfufu> Hello again
<ElderP> but it did
[NickServ] SonikkuAmerica has been released.
<-> You are now known as SonikkuAmerica
<ElderP> idenity crisis?
<SonikkuAmerica> Or nick proctection.
<SonikkuAmerica> -cte+ct
<ElderP> that also
<SonikkuAmerica> Oh wow "proctction"
<SonikkuAmerica> s/ctct/ctect/
<SonikkuAmerica> GAH I DID IT AGAIN :P
<SonikkuAmerica> s/cte/ce/
<SonikkuAmerica> There we go.
<SonikkuAmerica> Nope, still got it wrong.
<SonikkuAmerica> Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever let me use sed.
<SonikkuAmerica> s/ce/te/
<SonikkuAmerica> "protection"Comment: #openlp on Freenode. Was trying to talk about nick "protection" services...
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#310645* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< atomicthumbs> COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho woman faces charges after authorities say she beat a hunter's falcon to death with a beaded scarf after seeing the bird of prey take down a duck.
< dren> fowl behavior
< ohrwurm> out |
#310658* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~root> That gave me pause for a moment.
<~root> I didn't remember writing c5...
<%nameless> [6~[6~[6~[6~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~ [5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~ [6~[6~[5~[5~[6~[6~/sdasdasda[B[B[B[B/redraw
<%nameless> bollocks
<~root> REDRAW
<~root> RED RAW
<~root> RED RAW
<~root> RED RAW
<~root> c4: enter-nameless is <reply> [6~[6~[6~[6~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~ [5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[5~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~ [6~[6~[5~[5~[6~[6~/sdasdasda[B[B[B[B/redraw
<&c4> root : Okee doke. I've added that fact for "enter-nameless"
* nameless chuckles
< Bugle> I can now only conclude that nameless is a cat.
< Bugle> And cerise: I live to serve.
<%nameless> I really don't know what happened
< Bugle> You slept on the keyboard like the cat you are.
<%nameless> I don't remember
< Bugle> Amnesic cat.
* nameless licks his hair
<~root> I only barely restrained my impulse to be outright evil to everyone, nameless. I thought about puttinng an ASCII SI sequence in there to screw up your terminal every time. 8)
<~root> Be thankful for little things.
<%nameless> go ahead
* nameless doesn't care
< Bugle> Just like a cat. |
#310707* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@CPF0000> imagining a large castle being constructed of haybales and siege warfare and waylaying over Coors delivery routes
<@CPF0000> some purdue b-baller gets a lizardman spear to the chest
<@CPF0000> fatal four |
#310736* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oranebeast> The economy
- Xinutau is now known as Laughtrack
* Laughtrack plays |
#310768* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MorphineBear: are corgis people
Chack: Who?
MorphineBear: corgimen
Chack: YesComment: SG
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#310811* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%KittyKatt> Kazamori: You gonna be awake for a while or crashing?
Kazamori (~Zanthas@Misaki.Mei-chan) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@ne> I guess he... CRASHED (⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: #/g/technology @ irc.rizon.net
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#310880* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RikusW> I've soldered plenty of RoHS PC power supplies
<RikusW> I usually apply a bit of lead solder to get it to melt easier
<RikusW> but its a pita if the joint is connected to a large heatsink...
* RikusW prefers SnPb solder
* twnqx doesn't really care
* megal0maniac glues wires together
* Haohmaru twists wires together |
#310945* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JNSamuel> i confess, my weiner was in your sister.
<JNSamuel> nonono wrong channel/network..
<Borromini> nice.
<diizzy> hehe
<JNSamuel> :(
<zinx> did you cook someone a hotdog or something?
<ezakimak> ROFLMAO
<JNSamuel> yeah zinx, they wanted mustard instead of ketchup..Comment: #openwrt
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#310993* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[01:34:24] Victor Ward: Archi
[01:34:27] Victor Ward: your replacement quit
[01:34:51] Victor Ward: how are you going to live with that?
[01:35:32] Archiplex: I'm ok with it
[01:36:16] Victor Ward: your lies won't protect you from the everburning guilt, the raging fire burning away your last shred of self-respect
[01:36:40] Victor Ward: it consumes slowly, sending ashes of a deathly grey flying into the putrid air of non-forgiveness
[01:37:02] Victor Ward: in a corner, an angel screams, gouging his eyes out because he cannot bear to see
[01:37:13] Victor Ward: the insects feast upon the remains of your conscience
[01:37:16] Archiplex: It's ok if I want to feel better I can just kick you
[01:37:17] Victor Ward: it's the final orgy of the dying seraphims
[01:38:28] Victor Ward: and the, the locusts feeding shat out their progeny, a mishappen cluster of deranged unsentient minds
[01:38:42] Victor Ward: that very same progeny stumbled blindly forward through the desert of despair
[01:38:59] Victor Ward: until it found the oasis of forgiveness, which had dried out under an everlasting sun of pain
[01:39:40] Victor Ward: the sun laughed cruelly and vomited its contempt upon the progeny, drowning them in self-hatred and flaying their minds asunder with the whip of guilt
[01:41:10] Victor Ward: but there was one who would not accept the horrible sins of its wicked ancestors, and chose to walk back the rotten trail that slithered in the arid steppe, like a long dead snake
[01:41:47] Victor Ward: until it found the original sin, naked, revealing itself in all of its horribleness, that very same instant you crushed my feelings under your callused feet
[01:42:06] Victor Ward: it screamed until its throat tore itself apart like a decaying rubber tube
[01:42:26] Victor Ward: but even death would not soothe his eternal suffering
[01:42:36] Victor Ward: for there are sins that nothing can erase
[01:42:56] Victor Ward: that's how i feel about this tbh |
#311088* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< gambit> someone here?
<@klkv> no
-!- gamma was kicked from #social by klkv []
<@klkv> oops
<@klkv> bbl |
#311100* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+arubin> Bernie is tearing dat ass up now.
<+Hoffman> ew, dont need that mental image
<+Hoffman> ...or do I?
<+Hoffman> "This ass is huuuuuuuge"
<+Hoffman> "Baby, we work so well together, because I love fucking the top 1 percent" |
#311106* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Dragonite> so is that the same or different than me using random.org to decide if I'm a boy or a girl in pokémon games? |
#311113 (-2/68) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well |
#311152* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> yo
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> get to work fellas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=NP
10:55 AM <•jclishman> N=1
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=(1)P
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=P
10:56 AM <•jclishman> done
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> Call the clay institute!
10:56 AM <•jclishman> wheres my nobel prize
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> jclishman: there isn't one
10:56 AM <•jclishman> shit
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> it's a $1.000.000 prize
10:56 AM <•jclishman> oh, thats good enough then i supposeComment: #SpaceX on Espernet
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#311172* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Aule|Away> Chocolate chip cookie dough poptarts make me nostalgic.
<@Aule|Away> Sometimes when I eat them, my first thought will literally be "This tastes like Super Mario Sunshine" |
#311204* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<majic> "Pachyderm (YC W15) is hiding a lead Node.js or Rails engineer"
<majic> Well give him back! |
#311215* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands |
#311265* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mahboison>Â This sounds like the plot of an anime starring Shakespeare and Drake
<Mahboison>Â Thou used to contact me on thy cellular device |
#311300* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@gzip> still early
<@gzip> pentium4 on IDE disk only takes 10,000 years tocompile a mykernel
<@freq> still, that's really good drive life
<@gzip> ya
<@gzip> 60GB western digital
* freq buys one
<@gzip> niceComment: devoid
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#311305* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mattbox> someone give me twitter's IP
<hal9002> 192.168.1.1
<Talgie> twitter has my ip?
<hal9002> ya
<Talgie> gimme back my ip twitter D:< |
#311317* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<teratoma> i know the original gimp and gnu widget toolkit guys, even they dont use linux on the desktop anymore |
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