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#302 (-1/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it
#332 (-1/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
#385 (-1/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic
#392 (-1/465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?
#399 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
#401 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
#408 (-1/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
#419 (-1/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
#447 (-1/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SSr2> what's pr0n?
#451 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?
#518 (-1/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after
#537 (-1/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
#540 (-1/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :.
#602 (-1/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)
#683 (-1/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once
#688 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
#690 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
#699 (-1/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
#758 (-1/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
#772 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#773 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something
#789 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
#793 (-1/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted
#795 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks shit to me.
#801 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
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