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#3067 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan |
#3090 (-2/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? |
#3146 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning |
#3155 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina |
#3305 (-2/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex |
#3376 (-2/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kraz> I am bored with the internet
<Kraz> believe it or not
<Kraz> there are no more "killer apps"
<Kraz> it's all a big let down
<Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d |
#3404 (-2/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators....
<|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :รพ |
#3551 (-2/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u |
#3663 (-2/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o; |
#3720 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce |
#3768 (-2/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<changO-> dude
<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number
<changO-> what is this shit
<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE |
#3850 (-2/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> So a kitten is trapped in a pickle jar.. with only 1 pickle, 3 olives and 14 small pieces of newspaper all folded in to the shape of lobsters.. HOW DOES THE KITTEN GET OUT?! |
#3923 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<omg> I'm sure them 4 have secret gang bangs
<omg> Dipstick, lostla, pothead and wanky wanky
<omg> all in "Teletubbies cumshots deluxe" |
#4070 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default
<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary
<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass
<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?
<uneasier> no i feel big
<uneasier> and shiny
<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?
<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged |
#4109 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** williard (~buttertop@sdn-ar-003njnbruP070.dialsprint.net) has joined #oscars
<williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame |
#4157 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that. |
#4164 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless |
#4301 (-2/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME |
#4311 (-2/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school
<_8ight> it died that nite :( |
#4481 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<Khross> Raped any children lately? |
#4618 (-2/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass" |
#4774 (-2/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus |
#4917 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone |
#5010 (-2/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU |
#5447 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing |
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