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#9256 (-2/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to me...it's like why? |
#9258 (-2/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as worthless into suicide |
#9297 (-2/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SZ]-Guest> hi
<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program |
#9452 (-2/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me |
#9496 (-2/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading |
#9528 (-2/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know |
#9635 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<Josho> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull> |
#10068 (-2/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time |
#10141 (-2/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :) |
#10208 (-2/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out |
#10229 (-2/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants
<Pioenz> i can see that :-) |
#10279 (-2/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5 |
#10471 (-2/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> No
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang
modem to dial up to the internet? |
#10493 (-2/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
<bizzy> i need to see that
<Kin-San> its funny as all hell
<Toast> yeah, good movie
<hep> oooh yeah
<hep> i <heart> that movie
<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
<Kin-San> lol
<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :>
<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
<Kin-San> I figured something like this
<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol? |
#10561 (-2/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose? |
#10571 (-2/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass |
#10615 (-2/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x |
#10661 (-2/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
<Ize > eew |
#10666 (-2/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WAP> @find indonesian girl |
#10685 (-2/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D[0]C> Ping? Pong! all day long, rubbin ma nutz and licking ma schlong |
#10844 (-2/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news? |
#10852 (-2/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual |
#11067 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> ok
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner" |
#11087 (-2/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top
<Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time
<jaguar> !quote
<jaguar> !add quote
<jaguar> how do u add! |
#11096 (-2/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<berns> if there's gonna be a party in anyone's throat it should be
your hoe's you know what i'm saying |
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