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#1525 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van |
#1550 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<racs> Dago n : ethnic slur; offensive terms for a person of Italian descent [syn: wop, Guinea, greaseball]
<racs> zaney is all of the above |
#1616 (-2/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means |
#1771 (-2/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants
<cooey> it owned |
#1772 (-2/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition |
#1781 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000 |
#1867 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol |
#1993 (-2/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5 |
#2019 (-2/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94 |
#2089 (-2/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[arfi]> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a midget.. thats as close as having sex with an 11 year old as any of you will get |
#2090 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep? |
#2116 (-2/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth |
#2320 (-2/367) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I know
<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched over to msn
<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting off |
#2377 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> i'm black from the waist down
<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ?? |
#2398 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian
<HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year. |
#2408 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
<@v9> like the empire state building |
#2412 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face. |
#2444 (-2/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins |
#2735 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like |
#2768 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
<nomis_nehc> whoa
<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?
<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe? |
#2809 (-2/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe |
#2913 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS |
#2927 (-2/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?
<Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener
<Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working |
#2965 (-2/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** emul8or__ (ume@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #winprog
*** delete[] sets mode: +b *!*@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net
*** emul8or__ was kicked by delete[] (banned: <emul8or__> you cant perm ban me) |
#3040 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat) |
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